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Wierd Song!!!

Postby Hiryu » Sun May 28, 2006 8:10 am

Try to post a wierder song than the one above you!!!
Here is mine from the band Freak Kitchen:

Speak When Spoken To

There's something foul with my oral opening
I can not seem to control it, I object to everything
You know, I'm talking all the time
But I've got bupkiss to say
The ka-ka my vocal cords produce
Even outdid my ass today

Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!

Speak when spoken to
Speak when spoken to
Speak when spoken to
Speak when spoken to

Pseudo-provocative, I haven't got a clue
What I'm referring to, I just argue 'til I turn blue
The sound of my own voice gives me
An intellectual high
I get off on my own arrogance
I'm so cynical I could cry

Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!

Speak when spoken to
Speak when spoken to
Speak when spoken to
Speak when spoken to

My mouth's in good shape
My lips are itching
Spare me some duct tape

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!

Speak when spoken to
Speak when spoken to
Speak when spoken to
Speak when spoken to
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Postby Coos » Sun May 28, 2006 8:10 am

Wow. lol
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Postby Hiryu » Sun May 28, 2006 8:11 am

This is one fucked up band!!!
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Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 8:12 am

Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam
Et lingua eius loquetur iudicium (Psalmi 36:30)
Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem
Quoniam cum probatus fuerit accipiet coronam vitae (Iacobi 1:12)
{Kyrie, fons bonitatis}
Kyrie, Ignis Divine, Eleison
{O quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigna
Quam amoena esse virgo creditur.}
O quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigna
Quam amoena O castitatis lilium
Translation:

The mouth of the Just shall meditate wisdom
And his tongue shall speak judgement (Psalms 37:30)
Blessed is the man who endures temptation
For, once he has been tried, he shall receive the crown of life (James 1:12)
{Lord, fountain of holiness}
Lord, Divine Fire, have mercy
{O how sacred, how serene, how benevolent
How lovely, is this virgin who believeth!}
O how sacred, how serene, how benevolent
How lovely, O lily of purity
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Re: Wierd Song!!!

Postby Hiryu » Sun May 28, 2006 8:18 am

Here is the video clip from my 1º post: http://www.freakkitchen.com/video/speak/

And here is another one from them:

Chest Pain Waltz

Chest pain!
Chest pain!

So I've been acting somewhat weird recently
I guess it's life that's catching up on me
Tired of pretending
Run out of fasade
Caucasian puppetry

You can only keep things
Stashed away for so long

I've had all the shit I can take
All the shit I can take
To push me now is a grand mistake
I've had all the shit I can take

Chest pain!
Chest pain waltz!
Chest pain!

Here comes another stunning panic attack
Increase the dose, there is no turning back
My legs feel kind of dead
Massively irrational
Shock treatment maniac, maniac!

You can only keep things
Stashed away for so long

I've had all the shit I can take
All the shit I can take
To push me now is a grand mistake
I've had all the shit I can take

Chest pain!
Chest pain waltz!
Chest pain!

I've had all the shit I can take
All the shit I can take
To push me now is a grand mistake
I've had all the shit I can take
All the shit I can take
To push me now is a grand mistake
I've had all the shit I can take

You can only keep things
Chest pain!
Stashed away for so long
Chest pain!

Chest pain!
Chest pain!
Chest pain waltz!
Chest pain!
Chest pain waltz!
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Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 8:19 am

Bei Nacht im Dorf der Wächter rief: Elfe!
Ein ganz kleines Elfchen im Walde schlief
wohl um die Elfe!
Und meint, es rief ihm aus dem Tal
bei seinem Namen die Nachtigall,
oder Silpelit hätt' ihm gerufen.
Reibt sich der Elf' die Augen aus,
begibt sich vor sein Schneckenhaus
und ist als wie ein trunken Mann,
sein Schläflein war nicht voll getan,
und humpelt also tippe tapp
durch's Haselholz in's Tal hinab,
schlupft an der Mauer hin so dicht,
da sitzt der Glühwurm Licht an Licht.
Was sind das helle Fensterlein?
Da drin wird eine Hochzeit sein:
die Kleinen sitzen bei'm Mahle,
und treiben's in dem Saale.
Da guck' ich wohl ein wenig 'nein!«
Pfui, stößt den Kopf an harten Stein!
Elfe, gelt, du hast genug?
Gukuk!
Translation:

At night in the village the watchman cried "Eleven!"
A very small elf was asleep in the wood -
just at eleven! -
And he thinks that the nightingale
must have called him by name from the valley,
or Silpelit might have sent for him. (Silpelit is a character's name from an opera of Mörike's, "Eduard auf dem Seil")
So the elf rubs his eyes,
comes out of his snail-shell house,
and is like a drunken man,
his nap was not finished;
and he hobbles down, tip tap,
through the hazel wood into the valley,
slips right up to the wall;
there sits the glow-worm, light on light.
"What are those bright windows?
There must be a wedding inside;
the little people are sitting at the feast,
and fooling around in the ballroom.
So I'll just take a peep in!"
Shame! he hits his head on hard stone!
Well, elf, had enough, have you?
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
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Postby Hiryu » Sun May 28, 2006 8:21 am

Hey dude, you used to be fun
Always cool with everyone
I remember, you were like a brother to me

Time flies and we're not the same guys
There's a sinister vibe behind your eyes
That hostility... a spooky fascist tendency

Mind your Mussolini
Mind your Mussolini mind
Mussolini mind

An intelligent man who doesn't belong
Hey dude, where did you turn wrong?
I remember there wasn't a bad bone in your body

Mind your Mussolini
Mind your Mussolini
Mind your Mussolini mind
Mussolini mind

Hey dude, you screwed up your kid
A furious fifteen-year-old on acid
Who'd bash the head in of a passing refugee
To show Il Duce he's worthy...

Mind your Mussolini
Mind your Mussolini
Mind your Mussolini mind
Mussolini mind
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Postby Kitsu » Sun May 28, 2006 10:30 am

Polkamon by weird al

Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
Lugia and Caterpie
Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon!

Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke
Articuno, Ditto, Muk
Flareon and ol' Psyduck
Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon - Everybody Polkamon!

It's time to polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on put on your lederhosen
And try not to stamp on little Pikachu
You'd better grab yourself a partner
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)
Hold on a minute - there's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more

Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine
Jiggypuff and Mr. Mime
Don't forget about Sandslash
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon - Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!
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Postby Relick » Sun May 28, 2006 10:44 am

Planet Schmanet Janet - Rocky Horror Picture Show

Frank: I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed it should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil,
Wound up like an E or a first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block? Well, take my advice
You better wise up Janet Weiss.
The transducer will seduce ya.

Janet: My feet! I can't move my feet!
Dr. Scott: My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!
Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot!
Frank: You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
Janet: We're trapped!

Frank: It's something you'll get used to -
A mental mind fuck can be nice.

Dr. Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?
Brad: You mean...?
Dr. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself!
Janet: You mean he's going to send us to another planet?

Frank: Planet, schmanet, Janet!

You better wise up Janet Weiss.
You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up

Narrator: And then she cried out...
Janet: STOOOOOOOOP!

Frank: Don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard

Brad: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,
Frank Furter.
Dr. Scott: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her,
Frank Furter.
All: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her,
Frank Furter.
Janet: You're a hot dog...
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Postby Kitsu » Sun May 28, 2006 10:58 am

Pervert-Nerf Herder

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
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Postby Asis » Sun May 28, 2006 11:50 am

Que muy machino? A muy machino,
Marica nena mas bien Putino!
Puto
el que no brinque y que no salte.
Puto
el que no grite chingas madre.
Puto
el guey que quedo conforme.
Puto
el que creyo lo del informe.
Puto
el que nos quita la papa.
Puto
Tambien todo que lo tapa
El que no hace lo que quiere.
Puto nace y puto se muere.
Amo
maton,matarile al maricon
y que quiere ese hijo de puta???
quiere llorar,
quiere llorar.
Este es un son dedicado a Mickey y a toda su familia y a Iñiaki su hermano.
Puto le faltan tenates al puto,
le falta trompiates al
puto , le faltan tenates al puto puto.

Belive me, you don't want to have a translation of this
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Postby No Name » Sun May 28, 2006 11:54 am

Mattias IA Eklundh kick ass.
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Postby Relick » Sun May 28, 2006 11:56 am

(Truthfully, I first heard this when two of my friends were singing it and dancing around the lunch table XD)

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
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Postby No Name » Sun May 28, 2006 12:00 pm

The Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with her a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be so-o-o-o
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead

P.C. thirty one said "we've caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o
But, as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes form behind

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that he was dead
Silver hammer man
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Postby Relick » Sun May 28, 2006 12:13 pm

I love that song! My friend Deena (from the RP forum whom I know in real life) and I sing it randomly all the time. XD
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Postby SpellRuler » Sun May 28, 2006 12:18 pm

you cant beat this...

A: Timmah!
Timmah livin' a lie!
YAH!
Eh Timmah!
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain
Timmah!
And when girls start to sleep with girls
His love will rise again!
Timmah! Livin a lie!
A buh buh buh!
Yeah! OH!
Timmah...
And the Lords of the Underworld!
Darkness fills my heart with pain
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Timmah livin a lie!
I pledge allegiance to the flag....
To the United States of...
Timaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
TIMMAH!
Timmah livin a lie!
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Timmah! Timmah timmah timmaah timaaaaaaaaaaaaaah TIMMAH!
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Smaug & Nix: Smaug: I was hoping for a perfect mold of your penis. But that'll have to wait. Nix: Smaug, you know you don't need a mold of it, you can have the real deal any time you want.

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Postby No Name » Sun May 28, 2006 12:22 pm

It's pretty psycho that song.

But it's cool.
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Postby Hiryu » Sun May 28, 2006 1:18 pm

No Name wrote:Mattias IA Eklundh kick ass.
You know him too??? Sweet!!!

Who are you to tell me what to see?
Who are you to tell me who to be?
Who are you to tell me what to read?
Who are you to tell me what I need?
You fucking hypocrites

Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - I tell you
Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - Lie Freedom
Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - I tell you
Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie -
Kiss freedom goodbye

Who are you to treat me like a moron?
What version of "the truth" am I supposed to rely on?
Turn it all around 'till it don't make sense
Deny it ever happened is your best defense

You fucking hypocrites

Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - I tell you
Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - Lie Freedom
Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - I tell you
Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie -
Kiss freedom goodbye

Indoctrinated from the day you start to wallow
They shove it down your throat and expect you to swallow
Freedom is a product you don't have to strive for
Just go around the corner and pick up some more

You fucking hypocrites

Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - I tell you
Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - Lie Freedom
Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - I tell you
Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie -
Kiss freedom goodbye

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Postby No Name » Sun May 28, 2006 1:24 pm

Jason Becker - Rain


Ooopsies, it's an instrumental lol
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Postby Hiryu » Sun May 28, 2006 1:27 pm

lol lol lol lol It has to be wierd not nice!!!
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Postby Kitsu » Sun May 28, 2006 4:18 pm

Fat
by Al Yankovic


Lyrics:

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
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