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Postby dark psyghost » Sat May 27, 2006 8:29 pm

one of the best quotes i ever heard in a tv serie

I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view.It is the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond, because that is what being a boy is.I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of that table there, but that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die, because that's what being a bloke is. When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark." As soon as Caxton invented the printing press, we were using it to make pictures of, hey, naked bottoms! We have turned the Internet into an enormous international database of naked bottoms. So you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.


and also true
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Postby Hiryu » Sun May 28, 2006 8:24 am

Where is that from???
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Postby Coos » Sun May 28, 2006 8:34 am

Arent quotes supposed to be small??
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Postby dark psyghost » Sun May 28, 2006 8:36 am

its from the tv serie Coupling and it is a bit of a long qoute
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Re: a nice quote

Postby craig911 » Sun May 28, 2006 8:37 am

.tsohgysp krad ko
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Postby Asis » Sun May 28, 2006 11:46 am

┬┐ftw
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Postby Omnitank » Sun May 28, 2006 12:12 pm

That was a book, not a quote dude.
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Postby Kane369 » Sun May 28, 2006 12:16 pm

Fear the naked titties
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Postby dark psyghost » Sun May 28, 2006 3:52 pm

Omnitank wrote:That was a book, not a quote dude.

well it is a bit long but not a book
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Postby Stitches » Sun May 28, 2006 4:13 pm

that is funny... and like you said... true
"were surrounded by the dead, were among them-- and when we finally give up we become them! were living on borrowed time here. Every minute of our life is a minute we steal from them! you see them out there. you know when we die-- we become them. You think we hide behind walls to protect us from the walking dead?! don't you get it? WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD... we are the walking dead"
-Rick Grimes in the walking dead volume four
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Re: a nice quote

Postby dark psyghost » Sun May 28, 2006 6:29 pm

found a website with more quote's from the same serie most are not so funny . but still good for a laugh.
http://www.quotegarden.com/coupling.html
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