The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:32 pm

Oh yeah...*Kicks god in balls* Bring back my puppy!
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 12:35 pm

God: *gets balls kicked* ooooooooooooouch....
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch... :sosad:
But...your puppy is down in hell...ask Craig he knows the way.
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:36 pm

I live in hell! When Cerberus dies he becomes non-existant, now bring him back!*Sllab sih ni dog skcik*
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 12:39 pm

God: no no no,that's 1st hell.
Satan is a wuss, go down to 2nd hell.
Diablo lives there, and I heard your puppy is doing great.
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:39 pm

Cerberus!*Runs to find his beloved puppy*
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 12:41 pm

Follow me.
*uses Tartaurus as a shovel and digs down to 2nd hell*
This the only way.
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:42 pm

*Snaps, large door of red steel appears with the letter two on it* Let go of me.
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 12:43 pm

*Sucks tartarus and craig into hell*. You didnt think you'll get away THAT easily no?
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 12:44 pm

Come on, you died already you said so yourself.
And whatever happened to "no reviving"

Sheesh, now look we're back to 1st hell.
Tartaurus...
I gotta use you as a shovel again.
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:45 pm

*Laughs* Dude, my house is right over there!*Points to quaint home surrounded with flames* You think my own homeworld would bother me?
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 12:45 pm

Hey, you guys are in heaven. You two were revived so....

why not kill you two forever?
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:46 pm

? Wtf.
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 12:47 pm

Hellooo, we were revived because we were worthy.

You my friend kicked your own ass, died, and now think that you could revive without help.

Come on Tart, I need to use you as a shovel again, he sucked us up back to 1st hell.
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 12:48 pm

*while tart is wtfing I sneak behind him and slash him with a knife sending him dazed into a firey pit *

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craig911 wrote:Hellooo, we were revived because we were worthy.

You my friend kicked your own ass, died, and now think that you could revive without help.

Come on Tart, I need to use you as a shovel again, he sucked us up back to 1st hell.
t

tsk tsk, your souls are still alive and well. They must be exterminated
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:49 pm

Son of a bitch.*Hear loud barking*Cerberus!*Cerberus digs up out of second hell, joins his master* Who's my good little puppy?
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 12:50 pm

You my friend, died.
End o story.
We, revived.
Because of God.
When we were in heaven.
You live with wussy Satan in Hell.
He gives no remorse nor mercy.
He wouldn't revive for a million dollars,with a hooker.
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 12:50 pm

Dammit, not again.

*makes lava consume craig*

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craig911 wrote:You my friend, died.
End o story.
We, revived.
Because of God.
When we were in heaven.
You live with wussy Satan in Hell.
He gives no remorse nor mercy.
He wouldn't revive for a million dollars,with a hooker.


*cough* denial
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:51 pm

*Knocks away lava* You in my world now bitch.
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 12:52 pm

*watches with Cerberus*
Its gonna be okay,boy.
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 12:52 pm

What the hell!

GAAAAH!

*sharp knvives burst from teh ground implaing tart*

That should do it...
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:54 pm

*Knives stop before piercing Tartaurus, and fly at Bored. Tart's mom comes uot to hang laundry*
Hi mom.
Tart's mom: Hi honey, play nice now.
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 12:55 pm

What do you get if you cross a demi-god, lava , and a demon?
Tartaurus.
He will not get hurt with piercing skills because he is lava, which is sticky.
It will just stick to him , but not hurt him.
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 12:56 pm

*dodges knives and takes a minute to wonder why tart's mom is in hell....*

You fool, its the perfet oppurtunity!

*grabs tart's mom and hold a blade to her neck*

I have a hostage now
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 12:56 pm

craig911 wrote:What do you get if you cross a demi-god, lava , and a demon?
Tartaurus.
He will not get hurt with piercing skills because he is lava, which is sticky.
It will just stick to him , but not hurt him.

His mom is the lava...
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:57 pm

*Tart's mom kicks Bored's ass*
Tart's mom: Don't get fresh with me young man!
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