The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

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The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 11:16 am

As spellruler and kane369 clash above

craig and taurus are vulerable below. DIE

*stabs craig with a katana...a muffin katana*
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 11:18 am

*Smiles, turns demon form* Thanks for the ammo!*Uses Craigs blood to preform Blades of Blood tech*
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 11:19 am

*rips craigs head of and uses it as a shield*
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Postby narutodesu » Sat May 27, 2006 11:21 am

when did tart become inuyasha?
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Re: The Battle Below

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 11:21 am

Heh...*drinks own cookie beast blood*
...
*veins pop out*
The power....IT IS OVERWHELMING!!!
*feels a poke in the side*
Groagh...Muffin Katana my demon ass...
*Snaps Katana into half then slashes BoredAsHell*
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 11:23 am

Craigs head is so small, it would not be enough.* Headbutts Bored, sending him flying*

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It's Tartaurus not Taurus!
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 11:24 am

No wonder my head felt a nudge...
heheh...
DIE!
*rams the muffin king into a wall*
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 11:27 am

This isnt over

*dispaears and reappears behind taurus*

SLLLAAASSSHHH

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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 11:29 am

Again, you gift me with ammo. It's just your face this time!*Hammers Bored's face into walnut on table, smashing it open* Yummers!
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 11:29 am

(As BoredAsHell slashed Tartaurus...) *Attacks Muffin Lord from behind* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

Tartaurus... Let's do this 2 on 1 unfair advantage style :snoogins:
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 11:32 am

*glows with dark might as my head is pressed against a walnut*

GAAAAAH

*dark power erupts sending tartaurus flying back*

*katana held high, I charge at criag*
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 11:34 am

*Uses force of explosion to crash into Bored, by swinging arond pole*
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 11:39 am

*the pole is unnaffective as I run in full speed toward craig. As I run, I throw the katana deep into his chest. As craig is suprised, I run past, ripping the katana from his body and lodging it in tart's skull*

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Just you and me now.
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 11:40 am

*pulls Katana from head, whistles* Not for long.*Cerberus arrives*
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 11:43 am

Just try

*arm bursts open, a huge plasma cannon in its place*
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 11:43 am

*soul comes out of the dead body*
Soul of Craig: WTF ARE YOU DOING? I WAS CLEANING THE DISHES! Goddammit..why does my dad have to make me clean the dishes at such an extreme time...
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 11:44 am

*Suddenly fuses with Cerberus, becoming enormous dog demon*
Nosforatis, Mortis animum!
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 11:47 am

*charges plasma cannon*

Damn thing takes forever to chrage!

*shoots a ak47 at him while I charge*

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craig911 wrote:*soul comes out of the dead body*
Soul of Craig: WTF ARE YOU DOING? I WAS CLEANING THE DISHES! Goddammit..why does my dad have to make me clean the dishes at such an extreme time...


*skorri and alex, two of my court jesters, come and rape craig's dead body*
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 11:48 am

*Opens enormous mouth, slaughters Bored and nearby landscape with breath of chaos*
Bored as hell... officialy deceased.
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 11:50 am

Boredashell may be dead but the muffinking shall live on!

*plasma chrage readu*

Bzap......KAPOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*explody noises as the cerbus explodes from within*

*from its bloody carcass, the muffin king emerges*
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 11:51 am

Soul Of Craig: If you can't beat him while you wash the dishes...BEAT HIM WITH ZE DOG DEMON! *demon soul, now raped but still living,merges with the demon dog...making the dog grow 10 times bigger*
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 11:53 am

*As does Tartaurus* You killed my puppy.*Growling, tartaurus rips off both his horns and crushes them into dust. Scattering the dust in the wind. Each speck of dust forms into new Tartaurus*
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Re: The muffin Lord vs Craig and Taurus

Postby craig911 » Sat May 27, 2006 11:54 am

*soul comes out as he realizes the dog died*
oh crap.
*goes inside Tartaurus and both demon souls merge*
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sat May 27, 2006 11:58 am

*gasp*

*Looks around at the army of tartaurus surrounding him. Seemingly defeated, BAH smiles and puts his hands behind his head* Suddenly, I bring out two dual blades and slice the front lines, my dark auara emits an explosion turning the front lines of the attacking clone army into dust*
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Postby Tartaurus » Sat May 27, 2006 12:01 pm

*Laughs uncontrolably as body explodes with power* I didn't expect you to do it that fast, well done! But sadly, that was a part of my plan!(Tart clone tech, second phase. Every clone that dies doubles original's power)
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