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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Mon May 22, 2006 8:16 pm

lol
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 22, 2006 8:23 pm

Here, lemme quote Revelation.

Revelation 1:13-16 wrote:And in the midst of the seven lamp-stands One like the Son of Man, clothed with a garment down to the feet and girded about the chest with a golden band. His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes like a flame of fire; His feet were like fine brass, as if refined in a furnace, and His voice as the sound of many waters; He had in his right hand seven starts, out of His mouth a two-edged sword, and His countenance was like the sun shining n its strength.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Mon May 22, 2006 8:24 pm

i bet white people added that part just to make him seem better than everyone else. TO try and send the message that white is superior.
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Postby psycotaco » Mon May 22, 2006 8:25 pm

i dunno, he seems kinda albino at this point...
THEIR TONGUES CANNOT REPEL FLAVORS OF THAT MAGNITUDE! -_-
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Mon May 22, 2006 8:28 pm

lol then he should have red eyes right?
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Postby BoredAsHell » Mon May 22, 2006 8:30 pm

He's old so he has white hair. D'oh.

Wouldnt it be so kickass to play Halo 2 with Jesus?
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Mon May 22, 2006 8:31 pm

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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 22, 2006 8:34 pm

Iuno, he'd own us.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Mon May 22, 2006 8:35 pm

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Postby Alucard666 » Mon May 22, 2006 8:40 pm

jesus would cheat
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 22, 2006 8:40 pm

His head is white, and his feet golden. What?
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Postby BoredAsHell » Mon May 22, 2006 8:41 pm

Oh yeah, Jesus is a hacker....
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Mon May 22, 2006 8:42 pm

lol
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Postby Alucard666 » Mon May 22, 2006 9:00 pm

jesus saves....often
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Postby BoredAsHell » Mon May 22, 2006 9:02 pm

Jesus is too cool to use savepoints.
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Postby Darkness_calls » Mon May 22, 2006 9:04 pm

Jesus Fucking Christ
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Postby BoredAsHell » Mon May 22, 2006 9:04 pm

You killed the it DC, just get outta here
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Postby Alucard666 » Mon May 22, 2006 9:05 pm

jesus titty fucking christ
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Postby BoredAsHell » Mon May 22, 2006 9:06 pm

:'(

My poor poor heart
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Postby Darkness_calls » Mon May 22, 2006 9:07 pm

BoredAsHell wrote::'(

My poor poor heart


CRY ME A RIVER.
BUILD A BRIDGE
AND GET OVER IT!


lol
I love this senrence :P
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Postby Makoto_Shinobi » Mon May 22, 2006 9:07 pm

My heart gets grim if I see something scary. :'(
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Postby BoredAsHell » Mon May 22, 2006 9:10 pm

Am i the only Christian in this whole fucking thread?
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 22, 2006 9:15 pm

Considering I left, yes.
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Postby The Professional » Mon May 22, 2006 9:33 pm

BoredAsHell wrote:Am i the only Christian in this whole fucking thread?


No I am ;)
Alex74 wrote:
Alex74 wrote:Alex74
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Mon May 22, 2006 9:40 pm

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