Whats the your weirdest?

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Postby CarrionMan » Tue May 23, 2006 11:24 pm

One hot dog, the Lords of Cheese Slice decided to stir up the singles. They grabbed their laptops and bathrobes, and ran out yelling "WE HAVE LEPROSY!" They raped random breadsticks and stank like a wet green. When the singles were stirred, the Lords of Cheese Slice grabbed the nearest bitch (referring to female dogs) and forced it to mate to make mutant fish.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:25 pm

lol AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

...and then i had the pic of his body on the street on my cellphone to make me laugh when im down.
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Postby CarrionMan » Tue May 23, 2006 11:27 pm

Did he live?
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Re: Whats the your weirdest?

Postby Asakari » Tue May 23, 2006 11:27 pm

Slate wrote:still scaring me.


I had tomato soup once, and the peanuts took my beans. So I took the beaners to mexico, and left china to eat the hotdogs on a stick. But I had no idea, the kitties said "WTF" and I was like "O RLY" and I through an owl at the kitties and that concludes how they made anal lube...
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Postby Slate » Tue May 23, 2006 11:27 pm

...okay :shock: o.O

Ku scared me... and that is scary enough.
DONT JUDGE ME I'M JUST DOIN' MY THING!

Why does everyone have a picture for thier sig? I prefer a good old fashion... something.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:28 pm

unfortunately yes...SOB!!!
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Postby CarrionMan » Tue May 23, 2006 11:28 pm

You are scaring me.
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Re: Whats the your weirdest?

Postby Slate » Tue May 23, 2006 11:30 pm

*comforts Ku* it isn't that bad... okay it is but still, keep a positive attitude.
DONT JUDGE ME I'M JUST DOIN' MY THING!

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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:30 pm

Yes i would have been so happy if he died right there...like why coulnt the ambulance had accidentally ran over him not knowing the body was there...I would have been lik MAJOR LOL HAHSASHDAHSDASHASHDHAKSHDA:SHDAHSDHA:LSKHAHAHAH .... yea that would have been good.
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Postby Slate » Tue May 23, 2006 11:31 pm

THATS NOT POSITIVE!!! maybe in a creepy way but you still shouldnt think like that.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:32 pm

y? i lluv thinking like this all the time.
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Postby psycotaco » Tue May 23, 2006 11:33 pm

ku, are u wearing any black eyeliner?
THEIR TONGUES CANNOT REPEL FLAVORS OF THAT MAGNITUDE! -_-
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Postby Asakari » Tue May 23, 2006 11:35 pm

I saw a goth on the street, and she said "can I bang you?" I said "sure!" and then I got banned. So I saw the blue screen of death, and then the CD I had got copyrightedz and I diedz and wents to jail cause I deleteds the internetz!
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:35 pm

no im not wearing any blak eyeliner...y?
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Postby Asakari » Tue May 23, 2006 11:38 pm

Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ wrote:no im not wearing any blak eyeliner...y?


he thinks your EMO or a goth...
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:38 pm

...ok
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Postby Asakari » Tue May 23, 2006 11:49 pm

Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ wrote:...ok


:fuckedup:
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:52 pm

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Postby Asakari » Tue May 23, 2006 11:53 pm

Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ wrote:... = sex


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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:54 pm

no
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Postby Asakari » Tue May 23, 2006 11:56 pm

Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ wrote:yes


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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:57 pm

NOOO!
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Postby CarrionMan » Tue May 23, 2006 11:58 pm

I once saw a dancing eyeliner. He told me "Begone, this is not for your brain." He then summoned Chef Brian who ate my left golf club.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Tue May 23, 2006 11:58 pm

...ok...
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Postby Asakari » Tue May 23, 2006 11:59 pm

Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ wrote:YESS!


w00t

I won't stop till you say PLEEASE!!
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