The weirdest dream I had, was
I was on a planet and I saw a mouse and he was bitch slapping me saying "you ate me goverment cheese!" and then a cat women jumped out of no where grabed a AK47 and shot the mouse. The cat women told me to follow the smelly cave guy Chode and meet the Geazered of Pot. So I did and I met a retarded asian guy and he said he wanted to trade his soul for brains, and off we went. So we followed the smelly cave guy Chode and while panting to keep up with him and his fungus infected feet and we went into a feild were we met a gay guy who wanted to get raped and says "I want to be raped cause I'm hawt!"*saying it while scratching his ass* I sayed he can join along, but stay he had to stay 10 feet away, and off we went again following the smelly cave guy Chode. Now we are in the forest where we meet the girl with no port gauge, and she said she needed a port gauge really badly or else her boyfriend would not marry her if she didn't have one. So off we went again following the smelly cave guy Chode, when we finally saw the Geazered of Pot. He said in order to gain what you want you have to kill the Fucked up bitch from the Wild Wild West the movie, so then when met the bitch, she was like
and then all the sudden cat women trys to attack her but she got Britney Spears instead and she made her fall into a sperm tank and got her pregnant, where they had a pregnant women cat fight. So we completley fuck up on the mission to kill the bitch from the Wild Wild West movie, but the Geazered of pot said that for getting brittney spear pregnant, he thanked us cause he said he was going to search for the porn.
He gave the asain guy his brains in exchange for his soul, the girl with no port gage a vagina, an he gave advice for her to be a whore, where she finally lived happily ever after, the gay, I don't know cause I pushed out of the room and the Geazered of pot just shushed me and slamed the door with the gay guy inside, I didn't even want to know what happened to him. So then I just woke after that and that was it.....