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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby Slate » Thu May 25, 2006 9:38 pm

the real money is with the sfpoom... It's a soqiud.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 25, 2006 9:38 pm

...not funny
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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby Slate » Thu May 25, 2006 9:40 pm

awwwwwwwww... *drifts down river of chocolate milk* I like chocolate milk
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 25, 2006 9:40 pm

lol
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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby Slate » Thu May 25, 2006 9:42 pm

are you laughing at my milk? *sits up and drowns*
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 25, 2006 9:43 pm

lol
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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby the unknown one » Fri May 26, 2006 2:18 am

I accidentally stabbed myself with a butter knife once. Jabbed it into a knuckle.
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri May 26, 2006 2:20 am

I stabbed myself with a knife, sliced my finger open with a garden hose, an cut my finger with the same knife.
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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby the unknown one » Fri May 26, 2006 3:11 am

my incident involved trying to open a pack of lunch meat when i was still half-asleep. definitely woke me up. ^_^
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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby PPGDfanatic » Fri May 26, 2006 3:50 am

that was stupid of you to stab yourself with a spork. Now you're getting what was coming to you, if the doctors cant get it out :unsure:
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Postby BoredAsHell » Fri May 26, 2006 5:53 am

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PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY SPORK
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Postby Makoto_Shinobi » Fri May 26, 2006 8:46 am

They should have spork emoticon here in this forum.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Fri May 26, 2006 9:15 am

...?
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Postby Hiryu » Fri May 26, 2006 10:34 am

lol I've got 3 scars on my face nad one on my arm because of broken glass (this is true, I'm not joking)!
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Fri May 26, 2006 8:35 pm

suks to be u i guess
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Postby the unknown one » Sat May 27, 2006 1:19 am

BoredAsHell wrote:Image

PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY SPORK


Vive la Spork!
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Sat May 27, 2006 1:20 am

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...ok...lol
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Postby utterlyhopeless » Sat May 27, 2006 1:20 am

dude, i like bled myself by accidently leaning on broken galss for like 10 minutes
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Sat May 27, 2006 1:21 am

...r u ok?
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Postby utterlyhopeless » Sat May 27, 2006 1:28 am

yeah, but i was like why does it feel like my elbows getting pinched? and i touched it and my hand turned red
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Sat May 27, 2006 1:29 am

not good
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Postby Makoto_Shinobi » Sat May 27, 2006 9:41 am

Maybe I stabbed myself with a spork on my arm before.
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Postby SpellRuler » Sat May 27, 2006 9:42 am

What would happen?
You qould suffer from pain Period.
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