I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a spork.

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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby Cadaverous » Wed May 17, 2006 8:24 pm

something painful I'm sure
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Postby Asakari » Wed May 17, 2006 8:25 pm

SPORK PORK!
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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby Dark Jedi » Wed May 17, 2006 8:25 pm

I would probably laugh at you.
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Postby The Professional » Wed May 17, 2006 10:12 pm

It would break...........(cheap plastic)
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Postby BoredAsHell » Wed May 17, 2006 10:34 pm

One night, a fork and a spoon fell madly in love. Sadly, the fork had aids and the spoon left the fork soon after the spork was delivered.
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Postby CarrionMan » Wed May 17, 2006 10:41 pm

DEAR GOD, KIWIS AND SPORKS! It's an inside joke, you wouldn't get it if you weren't at the dinner it was made at. Or if you go to Banning High School.
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Postby BoredAsHell » Wed May 17, 2006 10:44 pm

Im sure the joke was horribly perverted
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Postby lyca » Wed May 17, 2006 11:48 pm

you would then be a foxgear with a spork sticking out of it. Simple as that.
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Postby CarrionMan » Thu May 18, 2006 12:00 am

It wasn't perverted. It has something to do with sporks and kiwis.
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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby the unknown one » Thu May 18, 2006 2:56 am

All depends on where and how hard you stab yourself.

For example:

Lightly pricking yourself on the hand would probably tingle a bit, nothing more. Whereas, a full-force thrust to the eye or up the nose would cause is more likely to cause a huge chunk of damage.

Not that I recommend the latter...
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Postby Coos » Thu May 18, 2006 8:02 pm

Why would you do something as stupid as that.
I chase twinkies on the mill-thing, but thats not the topic, your idioticness is.. Stupid.

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Postby Darkness_calls » Thu May 18, 2006 8:04 pm

The spork would turn into a fork or a pork ...
that was stupid ...
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Postby psycotaco » Thu May 18, 2006 8:30 pm

you would be...

SPORKED!!!

hehehehehehehe...
THEIR TONGUES CANNOT REPEL FLAVORS OF THAT MAGNITUDE! -_-
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Re: I wonder what would happen if I stabbed myself with a sp

Postby Janana » Thu May 18, 2006 8:32 pm

You would probably get 3 red dots on the spot where you stabbed yourself on. :ogle:
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Postby Makoto_Shinobi » Thu May 18, 2006 8:34 pm

You'll get bleeding.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 25, 2006 8:56 pm

lol
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Postby Shebum Devi » Thu May 25, 2006 8:56 pm

Who hasn't pondered this? Heck, in Silent Hill 2, they got pretty close with that guy killing himself with a spoon to the neck. And that take more nards to come up with that because it's a blunt nub.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 25, 2006 8:58 pm

lol this is funny
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Postby Makoto_Shinobi » Thu May 25, 2006 9:03 pm

lol
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 25, 2006 9:04 pm

...lol
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Postby utterlyhopeless » Thu May 25, 2006 9:16 pm

i would celebrate
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 25, 2006 9:23 pm

lol sad
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Postby Makoto_Shinobi » Thu May 25, 2006 9:32 pm

I never seen anyone stabbed himself with a fork before. :shock:
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Postby utterlyhopeless » Thu May 25, 2006 9:33 pm

spork
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Thu May 25, 2006 9:37 pm

lol tats funny
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