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16 things to do at walmart

Postby narutodesu » Tue May 16, 2006 7:30 pm

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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Postby Asakari » Tue May 16, 2006 7:37 pm

Go to the aquirium section and say "Where's Waldo?"
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Postby BG07 » Tue May 16, 2006 7:37 pm

lol
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Postby CarrionMan » Tue May 16, 2006 10:53 pm

Mix pepsi and mentos.
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Re: 16 things to do at walmart

Postby Asis » Wed May 17, 2006 12:25 am

narutodesu wrote:11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

I got a walmart about two blocks from here, don't tempt me....
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Postby Ganon » Wed May 17, 2006 12:31 am

17) Murder someone. Blame it on the Wal-mart.
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Postby Skorri Siggeir » Wed May 17, 2006 12:33 am

Holy shit.. So funny..
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Postby Onizaru » Wed May 17, 2006 12:36 am

Asis wrote:
narutodesu wrote:11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

I got a walmart about two blocks from here, don't tempt me....


who doesn't?

Added after 23 seconds:

prbly best you go to a further away one though.
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Re: 16 things to do at walmart

Postby Dark Jedi » Wed May 17, 2006 6:32 am

lol
I'm going to try some of those next time I go to walmart.
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Postby DoomParfait » Wed May 17, 2006 8:59 am

Ride one of the bikes out of the store.
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Re: 16 things to do at walmart

Postby Janana » Wed May 17, 2006 10:35 am

Place a sign in fornt of the store that reads:

[center]"CONSUMER WHORES WELCOME!"[/center]
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Re: 16 things to do at walmart

Postby the unknown one » Thu May 18, 2006 2:49 am

I like to gaze lovingly at the hunting rifles and whisper, "Daddy's coming for you soon. Just be patient." ^_^
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