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16 things to do at walmart

Postby narutodesu » Tue May 16, 2006 7:10 pm

I thought this was pretty funny and i wanted to share it (I love number 13)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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Postby Cali Defender » Tue May 16, 2006 7:12 pm

Spam Forum. This is OLD.
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Postby spazmonkey » Tue May 16, 2006 7:12 pm

yea
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Postby narutodesu » Tue May 16, 2006 7:13 pm

Oops. Sorry then i guess ill wait for it to be moved. I just recently found it so yeah...
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Postby Ganon » Tue May 16, 2006 7:20 pm

You forget my favorite one:

17) Blow the place up with a combination of alcohol, pantyhose, Tylenol, tomato juice, and Suave shampoo (has to be Suave). Be sure the explosive is in the electronics department next to all the televisions, especially the Sony ones as those tend to be more combustable.
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Postby Spike » Tue May 16, 2006 8:26 pm

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Re: 16 things to do at walmart

Postby craig911 » Tue May 16, 2006 8:33 pm

I've seen funnier.
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Postby CarrionMan » Tue May 16, 2006 10:32 pm

Get mentos, pixy stix, and Pepsi and mix them.
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