NASA IS A DUMBASS

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Postby Asakari » Sun May 14, 2006 11:50 pm

CarrionMan wrote:No, in my theory, we live in a normal, balanced world, us being the non-powerful entities. The world I was speaking of was Hell, in only one way I could describe it scientifically. According to the Bible, all who believe in God, not only goes to Heaven, but gets their own world to rule over. Quite a delight, praising God, never sad, always happy or content.


God is a soul, nothing more than the purist soul, he mastered all 7 sinfull feelings.

The soul I believe is a form of energy, that is our new form of evolution, a pure form of energy that our bodies make after our body dies or so called cocoon. Souls have the ability to possess mutliple bodies, and I believe god created our souls in part, that we are all a part of him or her.
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Postby craig911 » Sun May 14, 2006 11:54 pm

You wouldn't believe me if I told you about my faith.
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Postby Alucard666 » Sun May 14, 2006 11:55 pm

because its stupid
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Postby Asakari » Sun May 14, 2006 11:56 pm

My faith is more powerfull than yours.
Because I can see things far behond you comprehension.
I see... the taste you can see......
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Postby craig911 » Sun May 14, 2006 11:56 pm

....
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Postby Alucard666 » Sun May 14, 2006 11:56 pm

I have no religous beliefs.
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Postby CarrionMan » Sun May 14, 2006 11:57 pm

God is three things, 1/3+1/3+1/3=1. He has his soul form, a spirit (Holy Spirit). He has another form, known as the "Father", pretty much his main form. He also has a human, fleshy form, Christ, in the Christian religion Jesus of Nazareth.
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Postby craig911 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:00 am

Ahem.
I am open minded but the Bible lacks some explanation.
If it were really miracles then it would mean that he really is "God"
You know about the walking on water thing?
Read this then.

Jesus may have walked on ice, not water - study

By Jim Loney Tue Apr 4, 6:10 PM ET

MIAMI (Reuters) - The New Testament says that Jesus walked on water, but a Florida university professor believes there could be a less miraculous explanation -- he walked on a floating piece of ice.


Professor Doron Nof also theorised in the early 1990s that Moses's parting of the Red Sea had solid science behind it.

Nof, a professor of oceanography at Florida State University, said on Tuesday that his study found an unusual combination of water and atmospheric conditions in what is now northern
Israel could have led to ice formation on the Sea of Galilee.

Nof used records of the Mediterranean Sea's surface temperatures and statistical models to examine the dynamics of the Sea of Galilee, which Israelis know now as Lake Kinneret.

The study found that a period of cooler temperatures in the area between 1,500 and 2,600 years ago could have included the decades in which Jesus lived.

A drop in temperature below freezing could have caused ice thick enough to support a human to form on the surface of the freshwater lake near the western shore, Nof said. It might have been nearly impossible for distant observers to see a piece of floating ice surrounded by water.

Nof said he offered his study -- published in the April edition of the Journal of Paleolimnology -- as a "possible explanation" for Jesus' walk on water.

"If you ask me if I believe someone walked on water, no, I don't," Nof said. "Maybe somebody walked on the ice, I don't know. I believe that something natural was there that explains it."

"We leave to others the question of whether or not our research explains the biblical account."

When he offered his theory 14 years ago that wind and sea conditions could explain the parting of the Red Sea, Nof said he received some hate mail, even though he noted that the idea could support the biblical description of the event.

And as his theory of Jesus' walk on ice began to circulate, he had more hate mail in his e-mail inbox.

"They asked me if I'm going to try next to explain the resurrection," he said.
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon May 15, 2006 12:00 am

Go to a country where the government isn't based on religious! Like China!
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Postby Alucard666 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:01 am

lol awesome

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CarrionMan wrote:Go to a country where the government isn't based on religious! Like China!

China doesnt even allow religion to work freely. It appoints religions leaders. Its against the law in china to follow the pope
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Postby craig911 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:02 am

Yep.

China? Why should I? THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE!!!
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Postby Alucard666 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:02 am

until you spend a year living with them
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Postby craig911 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:04 am

Yeah, and if I ever get married there I can't tell the difference.
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Postby Alucard666 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:04 am

dont marry into china, marry into Japan, the girls are prettier
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Postby craig911 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:05 am

Thats what the animes prove. w00t
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Postby craig911 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:08 am

Exactly.[/list]
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Postby craig911 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:11 am

lol
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Postby craig911 » Mon May 15, 2006 12:15 am

grumbleflozzum.
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Mon May 15, 2006 12:16 am

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Postby utterlyhopeless » Mon May 15, 2006 1:22 am

craig911 wrote:Ahem.
I am open minded but the Bible lacks some explanation.
If it were really miracles then it would mean that he really is "God"
You know about the walking on water thing?
Read this then.

Jesus may have walked on ice, not water - study

By Jim Loney Tue Apr 4, 6:10 PM ET

MIAMI (Reuters) - The New Testament says that Jesus walked on water, but a Florida university professor believes there could be a less miraculous explanation -- he walked on a floating piece of ice.


Professor Doron Nof also theorised in the early 1990s that Moses's parting of the Red Sea had solid science behind it.

Nof, a professor of oceanography at Florida State University, said on Tuesday that his study found an unusual combination of water and atmospheric conditions in what is now northern
Israel could have led to ice formation on the Sea of Galilee.

Nof used records of the Mediterranean Sea's surface temperatures and statistical models to examine the dynamics of the Sea of Galilee, which Israelis know now as Lake Kinneret.

The study found that a period of cooler temperatures in the area between 1,500 and 2,600 years ago could have included the decades in which Jesus lived.

A drop in temperature below freezing could have caused ice thick enough to support a human to form on the surface of the freshwater lake near the western shore, Nof said. It might have been nearly impossible for distant observers to see a piece of floating ice surrounded by water.

Nof said he offered his study -- published in the April edition of the Journal of Paleolimnology -- as a "possible explanation" for Jesus' walk on water.

"If you ask me if I believe someone walked on water, no, I don't," Nof said. "Maybe somebody walked on the ice, I don't know. I believe that something natural was there that explains it."

"We leave to others the question of whether or not our research explains the biblical account."

When he offered his theory 14 years ago that wind and sea conditions could explain the parting of the Red Sea, Nof said he received some hate mail, even though he noted that the idea could support the biblical description of the event.

And as his theory of Jesus' walk on ice began to circulate, he had more hate mail in his e-mail inbox.

"They asked me if I'm going to try next to explain the resurrection," he said.

okay, if i recall corectly, go dhten asked peter to come and walk on water with him, and peter did, first off, they were in a boat, no way they could have put the boat out there, second of all, while petter was walking, he douted for a second and fell, ice doesn't melt that fast naturally
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Postby craig911 » Mon May 15, 2006 1:25 am

Ahem,it doesn't only mean that the ice melted that time it could mean he cracked the ice and fell.
When they were on the boat the boat probably destroyed some ice on the way.
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