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ATTENTION. miss redhead

Postby Skorri Siggeir » Fri May 12, 2006 3:31 pm

By reading this message you have been raped.

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Postby CarrionMan » Fri May 12, 2006 3:32 pm

Why skorri why. I SAW HER FIRST!
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Postby Skorri Siggeir » Fri May 12, 2006 3:32 pm

CarrionMan wrote:Why skorri why. I SAW HER FIRST!


Cuz.

I rape stuff.

Its my job.
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri May 12, 2006 3:33 pm

K, just make a truce with her and I won't force you to eat PCP, which can cause sterility.
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Postby miss redhead » Fri May 12, 2006 3:33 pm

NOOOOOO!!! Why did I read it!!
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Postby Skorri Siggeir » Fri May 12, 2006 3:34 pm

CarrionMan wrote:K, just make a truce with her and I won't force you to eat PCP, which can cause sterility.


Only if she'll kiss me.

Until than..

*more anal rape*
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri May 12, 2006 3:34 pm

Don't worry, I'll force him to eat PCP, which can cause sterility.
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Postby Skorri Siggeir » Fri May 12, 2006 3:38 pm

....

I dont want to have kids.

Besides, I have a secret reserve of "Mojo" hidden in every 2 feet of the world. Nothing can stop my anal rapage spree.
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Postby Asakari » Fri May 12, 2006 3:41 pm

What about every 24 inches?
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Postby Kyle » Fri May 12, 2006 3:48 pm

o now...
why i also read it?!?!
Wazit: My how time flies XD you used to drible on how nice DDD is to you on MSN XD
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri May 12, 2006 3:49 pm

You know skorri, I can always just castrate or circumcise you.
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Re: ATTENTION. miss redhead

Postby Kane369 » Fri May 12, 2006 3:51 pm

NO RAPING!!!
*Kills skorri then hugs Miss Redhead*
It'll be alright...*stares at her boobs*

...

*is a pedophile*
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri May 12, 2006 3:53 pm

*kills kane* SHE'S MINE!
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Postby Kane369 » Fri May 12, 2006 3:54 pm

Oh so you know her in RL?
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Postby narutodesu » Fri May 12, 2006 3:58 pm

hey your not a pedophile james is a pedophile! didnt you read that comic!! i mean cmon laura is like 8...redheads 13...at least 13 yr olds have boobs...well some of them do at least...
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri May 12, 2006 3:59 pm

Nope. :) But I saw her first!
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Postby Kane369 » Fri May 12, 2006 4:01 pm

Can I at least be her friend?
;)
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Postby Kyle » Fri May 12, 2006 4:01 pm

phew!
i wasnt noticed lol
*leaves*
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Postby Kane369 » Fri May 12, 2006 4:02 pm

HI KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby narutodesu » Fri May 12, 2006 4:04 pm

stare at kyles boobs kane then you wont be a pedophile
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Postby Kane369 » Fri May 12, 2006 4:05 pm

Kyle is still underage...
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri May 12, 2006 4:06 pm

*rapes kyle…'s hamster*
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Postby Kane369 » Fri May 12, 2006 4:08 pm

AHHHHH!!!!
*Hamster dies*
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Postby narutodesu » Fri May 12, 2006 4:08 pm

so..both 15....same age....besides....get some chlorophorme and take kyle on a date i bet youll get passed 2nd base
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri May 12, 2006 4:15 pm

Good idea. Blind date?
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