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Postby Asakari » Wed May 10, 2006 8:26 pm

Once opon a time, there was a pink pony on top of a hill named Scruffles. One day Scruffles decided to go for a walk in the woods, and then he saw an apple, and decided to pick it up. But oh no this is horrible! Scruffles had no HANDS!!

*I wrote this cause im bored*
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Postby CarrionMan » Wed May 10, 2006 8:27 pm

Then, I decided that I wanted to try horse meat. I gave the apple to Scruffles, and he became quite fat. So, I slaughtered him and ate him for lunner.
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Postby narutodesu » Wed May 10, 2006 8:27 pm

then one day a giant midget ate scruffles
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Postby Kane369 » Wed May 10, 2006 8:28 pm

YAY!
I liek STORY TIME!!!!
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Postby Asakari » Wed May 10, 2006 8:29 pm

But whats that, oh noes! You accidently kill your shoes and ate them instead that silly little horse, cause scruffles was the same size as the size 10's you wore.
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Postby CarrionMan » Wed May 10, 2006 8:32 pm

Then, I killed Asakari for making a stupid story.
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Postby narutodesu » Wed May 10, 2006 8:33 pm

heres a stolen story!


once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
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Postby Kane369 » Wed May 10, 2006 8:33 pm

Then I killed CM for killing Asakari.
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Postby Asakari » Wed May 10, 2006 8:34 pm

Yay! Im loved!
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Postby utterlyhopeless » Wed May 10, 2006 8:35 pm

narutodesu wrote:heres a stolen story!


once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

tis an error, that it is and nothing more
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Postby Kane369 » Wed May 10, 2006 8:37 pm

And now for MY story;
Once upon a time there was a spammer named Kane, he loved random spamming and cookies. So he combined those together to make, Explosive cookie spamming, he had lots of fun with it and many people died. After a week or so he found peace and now sits at home listening to Breaking Benjamin writing you this stupid mother fucking story.
End!
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Postby Asakari » Wed May 10, 2006 8:40 pm

That story was so touching, I was about to hug you but then realized you were a boy. So I just clapped my hands
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Postby CarrionMan » Wed May 10, 2006 8:40 pm

Then, I ate everyone again.
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Postby Kane369 » Wed May 10, 2006 8:41 pm

Then I died again.
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Postby narutodesu » Wed May 10, 2006 8:42 pm

you spelled peace wrong.....and...woot breaking benjamin!
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Postby Asakari » Wed May 10, 2006 8:44 pm

CarrionMan wrote:Then, I ate everyone again.


I ate your cookie and regurgitated it and repeated the same proccess over and over.
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Postby CarrionMan » Wed May 10, 2006 8:45 pm

Then I ate everyone's girlfriend's left breast and right limbs.
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Postby Kane369 » Wed May 10, 2006 8:46 pm

No wait, NOT END!!!
Tragedy soon struck however, when TIN appeared and cut Kane up.
But then again thatès his way.
Because everyone knows, TIN is AWSOME!!
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Wed May 10, 2006 8:46 pm

...thnk god i just recently broke up.
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Postby narutodesu » Wed May 10, 2006 8:46 pm

your gonna get fat if you keep eating all those things
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Postby CarrionMan » Wed May 10, 2006 8:48 pm

*eats narutodesu's sword* Spiky…
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Postby Asakari » Wed May 10, 2006 8:49 pm

Fat wha?
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Postby CarrionMan » Wed May 10, 2006 8:49 pm

*eats my words*
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Postby Asakari » Wed May 10, 2006 8:52 pm

If you don't stop eating! I will have no choice but to delete the INTERNET!

BOM BOM BOM!
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Postby Ku Ku Ku \(-^.^-)/ » Wed May 10, 2006 8:52 pm

...ok...
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