I just got a samurai sword!

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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:15 am

Well that didn't work...
*gets out a male febreze and sprays sephitroth*
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:16 am

Sephiroth (in bed with lady febrezes) : WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT! :angry:
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:17 am

*gets more male febrezes and sprays sephiroth*
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:19 am

Sephiroth: Okay then... you can have the rest of the girls, I'll deal with this one little lady first.

*Sephiroth gives the male febrezes some female febrezes*
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:21 am

*another male febreze comes and sprays all of itself on sephiroth*
MF: WE DON'T WANT YOUR WOMEN!!
WE WANT YOU!!!!
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:22 am

*all other male febrezes go to the "another male febreze" and says*
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS THE MOST FUN WE HAD SINCE SQUEEZING OUT OF THE CONTAINER! YOU ARE ONE ****** UP LITTLE MAN!

*all other male febrezes attack the lonely male febreze rebel*

Sephiroth: now where were we...

that's why Sephiroth pwns :)
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:23 am

*i come in with 1000000000000 cans of febreze and spray sephitroth*
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:25 am

*all the 1000000000000 cans were female febrezes and goes to bed with sephiroth*

Sephiroth: Ladies,ladies,one at a time ^_^
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:25 am

*they all were transvestites*
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:27 am

Sephiroth: GOOD GOD :shock:
*all the febreze and sephiroth's powerful gas mix together and explode*

that was...interesting :ogle:
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:28 am

Yeah....
I mean Sephiroth fucking cans of febreze??
Wierd...
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:29 am

Very...
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:31 am

Hey Darkness_Calls is still dead...
should we rez him again?
I mean...
he could be in hell right now playing poker with Grim.
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:33 am

let him have his gay time with grim...
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:33 am

Grim: I won, now give me you undies
Me: DAmn strip poker ...
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:34 am

*views hell with very powerful telescope---pointing downwards*
oh crap thats ugly :shock:
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:34 am

Hey, I hapen to know a secret passage way to hell.
*goes to the secret passage and goes dow it*
OH GOD!!
*Find Darkness_Calls naked*
What the hell happened to YOU????
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:35 am

I lost ...
*succubus comes*
Succubus: Oh my, follow me!
*Takes me into another room*
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:36 am

Thank goodness I wasn't there to see him in person.
*looks through telescope again*
SUCCUBUS!! :shock: ....*haves flashes* dammit >.<
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:38 am

Well he's fucked...
*knocks on door*
YOU BETTER HAVE PROTECTION IN THERE!!!
*goes to find Grim*
Grim: Hey Kane!
Me: Hey! Hows the family?
Grim: Good, good, I just kicked Darkness_Call's ass at strip poker.
Me: I can see that...right now he's having sex with a succubus
Grim: OH GOD!
*Grims runs to the room and interuppts D_C'S Sex*
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:39 am

*me tied down, succubus picking something up*
Me: What the hell are you going to do with that hot poker stick!?
Succubus: Who said you would enjoy this ?
Me: SHiiiiiiiit!
Grim: I was too late, have fun D_C
Me: WAIT !
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:39 am

*focuses telescope on the succubus*
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:41 am

*comes in with a trident thingy and stabs the sucubus before they have sex*
Succubus: Owowowowowowowowowow
Me: You really gotta stop dieing.
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:42 am

*focuses even more on the succubus*
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:43 am

*I Glomp Kane*
Me: You save me! lets get the hell out of here !
Succubus: You will not escape my hot poker stick!
*we flee*
Me: its so good to be alive again !
*a brick falls off a building and lands on my head ... i die*
Succubus: I told you, you won't escape my hot poker stick.
*then she hits me with the stick, burnmarking me*
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