I just got a samurai sword!

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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:43 am

Actually you're still dead *points to your corpse*
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:45 am

I die so often that Grim made a deal with me:
"If you can escape hell, then you will automaticly resurect"
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:45 am

*still focusing on the succubus*

ooooh...aaaah...
*Angel whacks him on the head*
LET ME LOOK!
Me: oh okay
*Angel and Craig focus on the succubus*
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:46 am

Oh...well Grim didn't mention that...
*finds out that he's dead*
FUCK! I must've left my body at the passage way!
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:47 am

*escape from hell again*
Those sucker should learn to close the door...


*in hell*
Demon: We should really learn to close that door ...
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:48 am

*Angel and Craig still focusing on the succubus*

*Craig smells something*
You masturbated didn't you?

Angel:......DaMMiT!
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Farewell.
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:49 am

*outside hell*
Good point...I was wondering about that...

*in hell*
Satan: Yes you SHOULD close that door!
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:49 am

God: you angels are so forgetful, we do have cameras in hell you know.
<HALELUJA>
*gigantic plasma screen appears*
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:50 am

Hey look! Theres my body on that random Plasma screen I can barely see!
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:51 am

*Angel and Craig watches the giant plasma screen*
Angel: You masturbated didn't you...?
Craig: no that was him *points at 8 year old boy*
*both Angel and Craig look at each other with wide open eyes*
WTF????????
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:52 am

The 8 year old boy: What !
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:52 am

Hey look! A cool random stairway!
*goes up stairway into heaven*
Hey craig! What're you doing here?
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:54 am

Me: I can't go to heaven *cry*
Grim: Yes you can, if you would be smart enough to go up the stairs instead of down them
Me: Good idea
*i go down the stairs*
Grim: ... moron ...
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:54 am

Oh,you do know that in Heaven virgins roam the place right? ^_^
Angel: Except me!
God: That includes that angel as well.
Angel:DAMMIT
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:56 am

*uses force on Darkness_calls to get him out of hell*
Me: So...whats up?
*a chick that is as hot as reese witherspoon comes*
Reese lookalike: Welcome to heaven, stat your name...
*I give all my stats*
Reese lookalike: Come in.
Me: This is gonna be sweet.
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 8:59 am

Yes it is.
*Kane sees Craig sleeping with girl*
This is just my one true love that I hypnotized to go up here with me in heaven...
LEAVE ME!
*closes door*
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sat May 06, 2006 8:59 am

Thanks for saving me, but now I must leave ...
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:02 am

Wait for real?
Bye bye if its for real.
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:03 am

Bye. :(

Me: Well at least Craig is having fun.
Angel: Hello newcomer!
Me: HOLY SH-i mean MACREL!!
Angel: You can swear but not exxessively.
Me: Ok.
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:05 am

*interrupts*
correction,I'm having fun..in bed!
*goes back to 1 love*
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:07 am

Me:Ok...is Kurt Cobain up here?
Angel: No he's in hel for either killing himself or excessive drugs...I dunno.
Me: O, ok, HEY LOOK A POODLE!!
*Poodle bites my hand off*
AHHHHHH
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:08 am

zzzzzzzz *currently sleeping*
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:10 am

Hey look a potion!
*drinks potion and grows his hand back*
Sweet ^_^
Angel: Don't try to pet Mr.Sniffles, he'll bite your genitals off if e wants to.
Me:OOOOOOk
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Postby craig911 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:12 am

:shock:
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Postby Kane369 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:14 am

lol
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