*pulls out his maps and charts wildly, looking frantically for answers. a long-dusty drawer with the label "Queer Cuntery" catches eye; shakes head, searches for a few minutes; cannot get image of the drawer out of head, turns slowly to look at drawer, hand shaking on approach; slow dry gulp of air, opens drawer, sees this thread.
five thousand miles away, a mouse runs away in terror as a persistent howl parts through the short grasses, seemingly unending and from every direction.*
If the entire world would understand that if it didn't look at North Korea, it would enter a quantum state where it did and didn't exist at the same time. Thus, allowing the clever North Koreans their chance to open a portal in time to predict stock market prices to Kim Jong Un, multiplying his resources enough for him to buy out all Cheesecake factory restaurants. Employing his means of ultimate destruction, he'll then create the ultimate Disney Land for his brother Kim Jong Nam.