ValiantFaggot wrote:
Welcome to the "We Don't Like ValiantTruth" club.
Now many of you might be wondering, "Why did he make this?", and I'm sure a few of you are already so ensnared by MAI FAGGOTRY that you aren't going to care. I was thinking a little bit last night about DICKS, and one of them was the site. I remember how good it used to be in the golden DICKS. I wondered where it went down hill (LOL FLACID). So during the last few days, I've been digging through the site's SHIT and noted various changes and evolutions. A problem occured and I have come to the conclusion that it is because of CANCER LIKE ME.
Now I, being a stupid FAGGOT aside, there are plently of other reasons why we should work together to force ME off of the site. I AM a FAGGOT, an HERO, believe MYSELF to be right, a deciever, a manipulator, and a general bad influence. I steal peoples ablity to reason, by using fragments of the truth, bending them to MY DICK by brown nosing IT and making IT feel like we are friends.
YOU must drive ME off the site, once and for all! And now is the best time to destroy ME in MY own kingdom when I is away! If we can ban together quickly enough, then we can make it so uncomfortable here for when I returns, I'll have no choice but to leave and then peace will be restored, glory to Snafu will comback, and Truth will reign. This is a club for all who ARE SICK OF MY SHIT AND FAGGOTRY to unite and claim justice.
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I'm sorry if I missed something, but did this guy have an aneurysm, or did a mod have fun with the edit button? I'm going with option 2, please confirm. And if that's true, what did he originally say?
