The ingredients of the Portal cake:


One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
one and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

Now who wants to make it?

That wasn't funny.

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It wasn't supposed to be. Those are the actual ingredients that the blue sphere lists out.

What was the point in posting that?

There was no point, that's pretty much spam.

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We all know that the most delicious dessert ever, besides my WOOHOO, is Tres Leches. ANYTHING WITH MILK DRIPPING FROM IT is delicious.

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And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"

I've had so much Tres Leches in my life that it's begun to annoy me. My family insists on it being one of the few types of cake we should enjoy, but it gets really old if you approach it in such a manner. Really, though, I just much prefer cheesecake.

But have you had... CUATRO LECHES?!

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And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"

Is such a thing possible?

It's not only possible, it's true. They just add dulce de leche to the cake and every bite gives you a first class ticket, delicious as it is, to diabetes ville.

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And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"

That's what it is? Then I've definitely had it before. It was great.

Besides tres leches, I also love cheesecake and hot fudge cake... there's this fudge cake in Cheddar's that made me orgasm.

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And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"

I really want tres leches now.

Was gonna make a pun with that, but I don't feel like thinking of one. Anyways, those are generally my favorite desserts as well.


It's delicious if you don't overdo it. I'd recommend at least trying it, though.

Now I want cheesecake. I love me some cheesecake. Especially with fresh fruit<3

I should make one this weekend then post pictures.

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RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

DId anybody tell you guys about the new rule over posting pictures in SNAFU?

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And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"

Nope. But I can't tell if you're serious or not.

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RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

I'm not serious it was gonna involve sexual humor of some kind. I'll keep it to myself though.

Anyways I'm lucky I'm at my folks' place and my mom is one mean cook. I have foodgasms everytime I come here. Too bad that I gotta leave on the 29th or so back to my college town since I have summer school.

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And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"

Oh god,
I got the same post in the other forum site I go to now.
I hate cheesecake.

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You hate cheese cake? That saddens me dearly. Lol

Cheesecake is one of he few things I am always in the mood for.

How can you hate cheesecake?

Whats a cheesecake like.

Yeah i know its a cake made of cheese but im asking how does it look or if its tasty.

Never ate one to be honest.


Incidently i just ate a Pastitsio

Whats a pastitsio?

THIS is a pastitsio:


Basecly Baked Pasta.

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Looks like this


A wiki link for you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesecake

I think it's very tasty. You should try it some time.

Did that help?

This pastitsio you speak of looks really good...

Yes and in fact it turns out we have cheesecakes too but only with a different name.

Its called tiropita and its a pretty good appetizer ussually eaten on morning hours (atleast here in Thessaloniki that is)

Heres how they look like:


The inside is ussually filled with cheese or spanach.

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