tony you are trying remarkably too hard to be funny.
it's not working.
i would suggest trying to improve your spelling (by downloading a spellcheck add-on if you are using firefox or by using google chrome) and relaxing a bit more. dont try to impress everyone here it will not work. just hang around until you get a feel for the site and its members, then start cracking jokes now and again.
and dont use that bullshit "i'm only 16" excuse. i've been here since i was 14 (I'm 17 now) and i never acted like you. i was pretty dumb, though, for about a year, but i grew up.