Shu'p, foo, I hate those things. They stole mah salmon when I was fishin', all I got was the head...RAWR.. Not as bad as a humpback, though...that sunnova b**** got caught on all four hooks and took out all our line. We were out twenty-five miles with hardly any spare line. Laaaaammmeee. Hadta call Patty on his boat to see if he'd bring us some line.
So they're both whales because they both inhibit my ability to fish.
......Hey don't get me wrong I like whales. They bring entertainment. Not as much as sunfish, though. Those things are funny. Unless they try to jump in the boat, then they're not so fun anymore when the bottom of your boat has been taken out by a one-tonne fish and you're sinking...In freezing water...at Twenty Five Mile...
....that was a long tangent about fishing....I STOP NOW YES.
DAMN YOU ACKTOO! DAAAAMMMNNNNNN YOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
*Lightening and epic cursing*