Alright, so, recently I've been looking on the internet for anything to lessen the effects of "House M.D." withdrawal due to the fact that FOX had the bright idea to cancel it for, of all things, baseball. And in my frantic searching of anything to bring back lovely memories of the beloved, sarcastic, inconsiderate, obnixious Gregory House, I came across some very true and exceptional quotes, said by the disrespectful doctor himself.

And, coincidently, seeing as this forum has become nothing but the cycling of old threads that have gone way off topic, I'm starting a new one So this one can go way off topic too XD

Anyway, think of a quote (or a couple, haha) from a television series that you really like and share it!

And here's mine, said by (you guessed it) House:
"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."

So...yeah. Your turn

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This is from an Icelandic movie, what I love about this quote is the LARGE amount of mean and evil!

Ugly man: "He did not kill you sister for I know who did"
Girl: "wh..what.... who!?"
Ugly man: "Me of course"

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"If you're cold, put permafrost inside your clothes. That's Nature's long-johns. Hey, if rubbing frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, I don't wanna be right."

And "To warm your hands, place them between your buttocks; that's Nature's pocket."

Gotta love those Futurama environmentlists. XD

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Some Firefly goodness for ya

Zoe: Scared her away again, did you?
Simon: This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls.
Zoe: Why, is there someone you ARE good at talking to?

Wash: Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Simon: My god -- you're like a trained ape. Without the training.

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"I'm all out. What do ya got?" "A utility belt full of crap and a positive outlook?"

"That's Numberwang!"

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