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Postby Darkness_calls » Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:57 pm

Dusk_Imp wrote:
wazit_blade wrote:Sure you do. Smart, girl gamers, yep CAD all right


Umm...what's a CAD? So much for the smart comment lol



CAD is Cannibalistic anti depression lol
The first things that came into my head... don't ask why :P
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Postby aznpuffyhair » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:31 pm

why ^_^ ?
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Postby Dusk_Imp » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:52 pm

Darkness_calls wrote:CAD is Cannibalistic anti depression lol


lol Very funny lol I know I'm a cannibal...but I'm not depressed. I'm the complete opposite of depressed. Although I'm a little upset cuz my pet eel, Slim, died today *tear* At least I gave him a comfortable home.
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Postby Darkness_calls » Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:55 am

Dusk_Imp wrote:
Darkness_calls wrote:CAD is Cannibalistic anti depression lol


lol Very funny lol I know I'm a cannibal...but I'm not depressed. I'm the complete opposite of depressed. Although I'm a little upset cuz my pet eel, Slim, died today *tear* At least I gave him a comfortable home.


YOU HAD a eel as a pet!
Hyper cool!
Sorry he passed away, I've only sliced up eels (I love biology), never had'em as pet.


And I know you ain't depressed, that is why the "anti" is there. You are the cannibalistic cure to depression if ya get my drift lol
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Postby Dusk_Imp » Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:40 pm

Darkness_calls wrote:YOU HAD a eel as a pet!
Hyper cool!
Sorry he passed away, I've only sliced up eels (I love biology), never had'em as pet.


And I know you ain't depressed, that is why the "anti" is there. You are the cannibalistic cure to depression if ya get my drift lol


Yup. I have 3 now, a tire track eel named Roadkill, and 2 rope snakes (male and female) the male's name is Basilisk and the female's name is Leviathan. I'm gonna get a fire eel soon and another type of fresh water eel shortly.

YAY!!! I'M A CURE FOR DEPRESSION *happy dance* And I may not get your drift (please explain) but it's still good hehe.
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Postby Wazit » Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:01 pm

Since you asked CAD is Control-Alt-Delete, an awesome webcomic.

Here's the link: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061108
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Postby Ro Wong » Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:15 pm

Easy and cheesy, lemon-squeezy. *pops one out o' his ass*

Guy: How 'bout a run through your wicked garden? (Better with the song playing.)

*toots along, just letting 'em out*

Guy: Hey, can you open your mouth for some treasure?
Girl: *actually opens mouth*
Guy: X marks the spot. *crosses arms over crotch*

*lays down and puts it on 'Auto-fire'*

Guy: Ever seen the back of an (insert your brand of car here)?
Girl: Yes/No.
Guy: You wanna come check out mine, then?

That's all for now. *waves goodbye*
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Postby Dusk_Imp » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:42 am

Ro Wong wrote:Guy: Ever seen the back of an (insert your brand of car here)?
Girl: Yes/No.
Guy: You wanna come check out mine, then?


lol That's a good one right there. Although I think that might end in a slap to the face or a kick to the balls. Or possibly an upsidedown view of the back of a car. Who knows? lol

And I've heard of Control-Alt-Delete. I haven't seen that comic in a while now. Better revisit it.
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:02 am

K, I got two.
One word: Bowchicabowwow
One word: Kinky

And it's already gotten me a couple friends that aren't guys too. Bow chica bow wow.
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Postby Darkness_calls » Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:48 am

Dusk_Imp wrote:Yup. I have 3 now, a tire track eel named Roadkill, and 2 rope snakes (male and female) the male's name is Basilisk and the female's name is Leviathan. I'm gonna get a fire eel soon and another type of fresh water eel shortly.

I may not get your drift (please explain) but it's still good hehe.


That is freaking cool!

Didn't I mention Cannibalistic lol


Guy: Hey, can you open your mouth for some treasure?
Girl: *actually opens mouth*
Guy: X marks the spot. *crosses arms over crotch*

Hahaha, that is a keeper!


Since you asked CAD is Control-Alt-Delete, an awesome webcomic.

I agree, those comics are superb!
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Postby Johnny Vill » Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:50 pm

Dusk_Imp wrote:lol That's a good one right there. Although I think that might end in a slap to the face or a kick to the balls. Or possibly an upsidedown view of the back of a car. Who knows? lol


As far as I'm concerned, if a pickup line doesn't result in you getting hurt, you didn't do it right ;)
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Postby aznpuffyhair » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:11 pm

i don't get that... getting hurt and doing it right don't seem to belong in the same sentence
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Postby Dusk_Imp » Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:15 am

Darkness_calls wrote:
Dusk_Imp wrote:Yup. I have 3 now, a tire track eel named Roadkill, and 2 rope snakes (male and female) the male's name is Basilisk and the female's name is Leviathan. I'm gonna get a fire eel soon and another type of fresh water eel shortly.


That is freaking cool!


Thanks. If I can get a good enough shot, I'll take a picture of them. And it's cute cuz Leviathan and Roadkill let me pet them. What's even cuter is that Leviathan and Basilisk kinda "adopted" this worm/eel like thing called a cooli loach. His name's Worm. What a cute little happy family. And I can't wait to get my fire eel. I'm gonna name him Axel for obvious reasons hehe...I'm such a fangirl.
By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
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"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Ruin-HCI » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:16 am

Let's see here....

"Hey, why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"I'm like a rubix cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get."

"If I bit my lip, would you kiss it to make it better?"

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

"All those curves, but me with no brakes."

"I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I'm sweet."


A lame one someone used on me today:

"The news said it was going to be cold today, but after seeing you it looks like they were wrong."

xD These are fun. <3
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Dusk_Imp » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:52 am

Ruin-HCI wrote:Let's see here....

"Hey, why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"I'm like a rubix cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get."

"If I bit my lip, would you kiss it to make it better?"

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

"All those curves, but me with no brakes."

"I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I'm sweet."


A lame one someone used on me today:

"The news said it was going to be cold today, but after seeing you it looks like they were wrong."

xD These are fun. <3


Love them all. The last one though I was expecting something else *dirty mind hehe* lol You know what I mean?
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Postby CarrionMan » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:25 pm

Best put down line ever: What'd it feel like when you fell from heaven? 'Cause you look like shit.
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Postby Dusk_Imp » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:57 pm

CarrionMan wrote:Best put down line ever: What'd it feel like when you fell from heaven? 'Cause you look like shit.


HAHAHA! I gotta try that.

Here's a good one I remembered
Guy:(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something?
Girl:What?
Guy:Me!

Guy:If I followed you home, would you keep me?<---This one I find kinda cute. *hugs any guy who says this to me* It's just a cute thing to say and I don't think I could get mad if a guy said that to me.
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Postby DarkCrystal65 » Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:59 pm

wow I would never even imagine using these pickup lines. They seem a little cheesy to me and I rather not get hit since I like my face.

Just wondering though would anyone even accept this if somebody tried to pick you up by saying these lines?
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Postby Dusk_Imp » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:06 pm

DarkCrystal65 wrote:wow I would never even imagine using these pickup lines. They seem a little cheesy to me and I rather not get hit since I like my face.

Just wondering though would anyone even accept this if somebody tried to pick you up by saying these lines?


So are you asking me if I would accept these pickup lines if a guy used them on me?
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby DarkCrystal65 » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:10 pm

yea pretty much ^_^
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Postby gun_girl » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:21 pm

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"You should let me draw you naked and then we can make beautiful artistic love"
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Postby DarkCrystal65 » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:30 pm

hehe that's pretty corny if you ask me. I guess it's something you both like though so it works heh
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Dusk_Imp » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:48 pm

DarkCrystal65 wrote:yea pretty much ^_^


The one about following me home...Yah I'd accept it. Come on, to a girl that's fucking adorable.
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Postby DarkCrystal65 » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:36 am

maybe heh I wouldn't know (pretty obvious) but it's weird since I've never ask anyone out before (don't ask I don't know why I never did it)
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Postby Ruin-HCI » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:30 pm

DarkCrystal65 wrote:wow I would never even imagine using these pickup lines. They seem a little cheesy to me and I rather not get hit since I like my face.

Just wondering though would anyone even accept this if somebody tried to pick you up by saying these lines?


|D No. Pickup lines are reeeeeally lame. xD And half the time you're ASKING to get slapped. x3
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