Slwoly get closer to them until I get to friend level, get to know them, open up, get then to open up. Then secret weapon...poetry

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In my experiences, getting to "friend level" can be a dangerous thing if you have any intention of making anything romantic come of it. You could find yourself forever stuck in the god-forsaken FRIEND-ZONE. And once you get sucked in there, it's tough to get out.

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Well, I believe in God, and he's told me this. Things lying around were left for us to take.
Long before they were bought, just as they were made, ours to enjoy and

Not. To. Pay.

Dusk_Imp, women don't really have to do much to get men to come. Well, most of the time anyways. Well, to tell you the truth, I did like Tuor did. I can't romantisize someone whom I don't really know as friends. Maybe it's just my fragile nerves.

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Sometimes the strongest relationship starts by being friends... but then again, it CAN get u stuck in the 'Friend Zone' forever =.=

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There is really nothing to say... or worth saying.

Yeah, sometimes the best way to get a "significant other" or whatever you want to call it, is to start off as friends. Cuz the friendship can end up building those feelings for one another.

Oh here's a good one that my sis tried to pull on a cop. She got pulled over for having a busted tail-light. "Hey officer, if you're gonna give me a ticket, why don't you give me you're number along w/it?" I was extremely embarassed. I wanted to ask the officer to give me his gun so I could shoot myself.

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The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

"PPGD Fan"-And Dusk_imp, you too are a riot
"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
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...damn, that is embarassing... but if the officer actually DID giver her his number... well...

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Nope. He didn't give her his number. Oh here's a good one for the ladies to get rid of a guy who's hitting on you.

Guy:*pickup line*
Girl: I'm sorry. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

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By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

"PPGD Fan"-And Dusk_imp, you too are a riot
"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
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relationship? why is this in a pick up line thread? pick up lines are intended for 1 night 'relationships'

Quiet ones are the best? Should I start selling myself for hundreds of dollars then? o.o Scratch that I'm the only teenage male with no sex drive. -.- (too much information? probably)

Hasn't happened yet, So I'll take my chances.

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good one


Here is another (stolen)
Guy: *weakish pickup line*
Girl: Listen buddy a girl with ass like mine won't date a guy with a face like yours (the sting-ness)

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That makes people cry DC. It might not make them go away

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Here's another good one that may make a man cry or feel the sting.

Guy: *Pickup line*
Girl: Aww, how cute. He thinks he has a chance w/me.

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By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

"PPGD Fan"-And Dusk_imp, you too are a riot
"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
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Ouch. I would felt stung if i was subjected to that

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is that... bad?




Hahaha great one

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Athankyou *bows* But I still like blowing a guy off by speaking in a different language or faking my age. I'm 18 and some people buy into the "I'm only 16" excuse. HAHAHA. They're stupid. But I only do that to guys that annoy me w/bad attampts of hooking up w/me. I look a lot older, according to...umm...well...EVERYONE I KNOW. A bouncer at a bar almost let me in w/out me showing ID when I was only 15. He thought I was 21. So now people think I look at least 25. Holy CRAP! I'm going to be 19 in a month...I'M OLD

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By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

"PPGD Fan"-And Dusk_imp, you too are a riot
"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
B A Select Start

You are welcome *bows also*

I know what you mean one of my girl friends (note, girl friend not girlfriend. It is enough people think we are together in real life <.<) did that to another guy (I knew him two which made it alot funnier) and we still is angry about it

*pet* aww, no worries it ain't, Some guys actually want the more grown up women (meforexample)

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Thanks for the complements/the bowing/the pet. *huggles* You're a cool guy. And tell your girl friend that I applaude her for what she did to that guy *claps*

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By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

"PPGD Fan"-And Dusk_imp, you too are a riot
"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
B A Select Start

Wait till I see Dusk_Imp when she's 30 Anyway, don't worry too much about it

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if u see her when she's 30, u'll die pretty fast (no offense to anyone)

...and suddenly i felt so young MUHAHAHAHAHA U PPL R OLD!!!

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There is really nothing to say... or worth saying.

*kick* shuss up child!



No problemmo and I will tell her xD

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Haha. That is IF you can find me when I'm 30 wazit. It would be kinda cool if there was a Snafu comics forum members meeting place where everyone that's on the forum comes to meet everyone in person. Like otacon but for us members.

And when I hit 30, I bet I'll still be as I am today, a dorky (yes I admit that I'm a dork) insane gamer girl. So even if I'm old, I'll still be awsome. Don't worry aznpuffyhair, you'll get to this point in life where you feel old. You just wait and when that time comes, I'll be there laughing at you in a bear suit. Why a bear suit? Cuz I can.

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By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

"PPGD Fan"-And Dusk_imp, you too are a riot
"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
B A Select Start

There are chances I would show up, but since everything is so cheap in my country I would have to work for a long time to come to such a thing

The most lovable yet rarest of girls, reminds me of the Ctrl+Alt+Delete comics

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Nice!!! *victory dance* I'm a lovable/rare breed of female!!!

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By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

"PPGD Fan"-And Dusk_imp, you too are a riot
"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
B A Select Start

Sure you do. Smart, girl gamers, yep CAD all right

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Umm...what's a CAD? So much for the smart comment

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By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

"PPGD Fan"-And Dusk_imp, you too are a riot
"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
B A Select Start