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Postby Aneri » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:38 am

Alright, so I'm not sure if this belongs here or not XD But what are the most terrible/awesome pickup lines you've heard?

My awesome pickup line came from a friend who knows I love math XD So if you haven't had calculus, you probably won't understand it...

"Hey baby, how about you be x^2 and I'll be (x^3)/3 so I can be the area under your curve?"

Right...so, let's hear them ^_^
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Postby Darkness_calls » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:50 pm

"Hey wanna fuck?"

And she said yes... that one I found paticularely (damn that word) funny xD
Since it shows how easy some people are <.<
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Postby CarrionMan » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:55 pm

NINJA PICK UP LINE!
"Hey, haven't you NOT seen me before?"
"I'm sorry I cut off your boyfriends arm, need a hug?"
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby D_Marx » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:31 am

Question asked and answered. . .

-What's your sign?
-Deer Crossing


-Hey, nice shoes wanna fuck?
Nothing like a little judicious levity, I always say.
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Postby Wazit » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:11 am

Those are sick lines d00d... but I don't really get Aneri's one
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Grey » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:29 am

"Uhhh... Hey, baby... *Beavis and Butthead laugh*"

I don't see the point in pick-up lines, whatever happened to just getting to know people? Hmm? People these days are far too obsessed with sex.
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Postby Wazit » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:37 am

That is proven by the fact that almost every pickup line has the word fuck or deriratives of it
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Postby CarrionMan » Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:06 pm

Dude, Ninja pickup lines.
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Postby Biggreengribbly » Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:20 pm

Here's the best one I've ever heard, though have yet to see it used in person:

"Man, that's a nice shirt, mind if I talk you out of it"
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Dusk_Imp » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:50 pm

Heard this one in a movie.

As I sit here, I'm giving you a standing ovation.
By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Endling » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:09 pm

Corniest: "Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours?"

Raunchiest: "My! You have the nicest teeth I've ever hoped to come across!"

Hilarious: "Do you want to play a game? It's called Pearl Harbor, I lay down on the ground and you blow the shit out of me."

and

"If your left leg were Christmas, and your right leg were New Year's, could I come up between the holidays?"
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Postby azureknight00300 » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:44 pm

lol that was good
i got couple
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?
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Postby karauma » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:10 am

one of my favorites is, "baby, the only thing between me and you is four layers of cloth" but i couldn't see myself using any pick-up line.
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Wazit » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:35 am

Endling wrote:Hilarious: "Do you want to play a game? It's called Pearl Harbor, I lay down on the ground and you blow the shit out of me."


This was freaking funny... I am still giggling
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Darkness_calls » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:17 am

Those lines below aren't that funny but I found them amusing:

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?

Let's bypass all this bullshit and just get naked.
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Postby Tuor » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:24 am

Did you know you have 206 bones in your body?
Wanna add one more?

Added after 42 seconds:

By the way "Nice shoes wanna fuck?" work pretty well in the goth/punk culture.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Acktoo » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:14 pm

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Somebody should rearrange the alphabet so 'U' and 'I' can be together.

And here's more of a 'situation' than a pick-up line.

Girl: My phone died. May I borrow yours?
Guy: Sure.
(Girl uses guy's cell phone, and later leaves with her ride. Guy saves number.)
Too good for you.
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Postby Dusk_Imp » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:33 pm

Tuor wrote:Did you know you have 206 bones in your body?
Wanna add one more?


I really like that one. lol
By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subjected to burnation under the trogdor act of 2003.
The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

"PPGD Fan"-And Dusk_imp, you too are a riot lol
"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Johnny Vill » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:26 pm

Got any Irish in you? No? Want some? (Of course, that works with any ethnicity, unless, of course, they answer yes. Though, I suppose you could ask if they wanted some more.)

Baby, is your daddy an astronaut? 'Cause you're out of this WORLD!

Well, here am I. What were your other two wishes?

Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Hello, I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be the FINE PRINT!

Yeah, I dunno. Raunchy ones are funny, but my favorite ones are just full of cheese.
Well, I believe in God, and he's told me this. Things lying around were left for us to take.
Long before they were bought, just as they were made, ours to enjoy and

Not. To. Pay.
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Postby Wazit » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:18 am

There's so many I don't know where to start....
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Axel » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:38 pm

Best pickup line ever...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you.
*Thats just my two cents, which is actualy worth four cents melted down. God Bless America.*
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Postby Wazit » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:22 am

What? Don't really get that
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Axel » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:09 pm

Its more of a gamer pun...

"All your base are belong to us"
*Thats just my two cents, which is actualy worth four cents melted down. God Bless America.*
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Aneri » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:29 pm

Axel wrote:Best pickup line ever...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you.


Haha, I must agree XD That and this one:

Johnny Vill wrote:Well, here am I. What were your other two wishes?
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Postby Torgue » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:05 pm

'' How you doin?''
A classic.
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