Alright, so I'm not sure if this belongs here or not XD But what are the most terrible/awesome pickup lines you've heard?

My awesome pickup line came from a friend who knows I love math XD So if you haven't had calculus, you probably won't understand it...

"Hey baby, how about you be x^2 and I'll be (x^3)/3 so I can be the area under your curve?"

Right...so, let's hear them

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"I'm all out. What do ya got?" "A utility belt full of crap and a positive outlook?"

"Hey wanna fuck?"

And she said yes... that one I found paticularely (damn that word) funny xD
Since it shows how easy some people are <.<

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NINJA PICK UP LINE!
"Hey, haven't you NOT seen me before?"
"I'm sorry I cut off your boyfriends arm, need a hug?"

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Question asked and answered. . .

-What's your sign?
-Deer Crossing


-Hey, nice shoes wanna fuck?

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Nothing like a little judicious levity, I always say.

Those are sick lines d00d... but I don't really get Aneri's one

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"Uhhh... Hey, baby... *Beavis and Butthead laugh*"

I don't see the point in pick-up lines, whatever happened to just getting to know people? Hmm? People these days are far too obsessed with sex.

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That is proven by the fact that almost every pickup line has the word fuck or deriratives of it

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Dude, Ninja pickup lines.

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Here's the best one I've ever heard, though have yet to see it used in person:

"Man, that's a nice shirt, mind if I talk you out of it"

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Some people are like Slinky's. Totally useless, but fun to push down some stairs.

Heard this one in a movie.

As I sit here, I'm giving you a standing ovation.

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The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

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Corniest: "Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours?"

Raunchiest: "My! You have the nicest teeth I've ever hoped to come across!"

Hilarious: "Do you want to play a game? It's called Pearl Harbor, I lay down on the ground and you blow the shit out of me."

and

"If your left leg were Christmas, and your right leg were New Year's, could I come up between the holidays?"

that was good
i got couple
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?

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one of my favorites is, "baby, the only thing between me and you is four layers of cloth" but i couldn't see myself using any pick-up line.

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This was freaking funny... I am still giggling

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Those lines below aren't that funny but I found them amusing:

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?

Let's bypass all this bullshit and just get naked.

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Did you know you have 206 bones in your body?
Wanna add one more?

Added after 42 seconds:

By the way "Nice shoes wanna fuck?" work pretty well in the goth/punk culture.

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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Somebody should rearrange the alphabet so 'U' and 'I' can be together.

And here's more of a 'situation' than a pick-up line.

Girl: My phone died. May I borrow yours?
Guy: Sure.
(Girl uses guy's cell phone, and later leaves with her ride. Guy saves number.)

I really like that one.

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The problem is that God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

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"Blood Knight"-Dusk_Imp, thanks for making this thread, it's so fun.
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Got any Irish in you? No? Want some? (Of course, that works with any ethnicity, unless, of course, they answer yes. Though, I suppose you could ask if they wanted some more.)

Baby, is your daddy an astronaut? 'Cause you're out of this WORLD!

Well, here am I. What were your other two wishes?

Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Hello, I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be the FINE PRINT!

Yeah, I dunno. Raunchy ones are funny, but my favorite ones are just full of cheese.

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Well, I believe in God, and he's told me this. Things lying around were left for us to take.
Long before they were bought, just as they were made, ours to enjoy and

Not. To. Pay.

There's so many I don't know where to start....

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Best pickup line ever...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my base are belong to you.

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*Thats just my two cents, which is actualy worth four cents melted down. God Bless America.*

What? Don't really get that

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Its more of a gamer pun...

"All your base are belong to us"

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*Thats just my two cents, which is actualy worth four cents melted down. God Bless America.*

Haha, I must agree XD That and this one:

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"I'm all out. What do ya got?" "A utility belt full of crap and a positive outlook?"

'' How you doin?''
A classic.