Got any Irish in you? No? Want some? (Of course, that works with any ethnicity, unless, of course, they answer yes. Though, I suppose you could ask if they wanted some more.)
Baby, is your daddy an astronaut? 'Cause you're out of this WORLD!
Well, here am I. What were your other two wishes?
Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be the FINE PRINT!
Yeah, I dunno. Raunchy ones are funny, but my favorite ones are just full of cheese.
Well, I believe in God, and he's told me this. Things lying around were left for us to take.
Long before they were bought, just as they were made, ours to enjoy and
Not. To. Pay.