If Predator, Alien, Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger went up to battle each other who would win?

I'd say Predator.

Well we already know that technically Jason defeated Freddy, since he can't really DO anything with just his head...

Predator's got the advantage of Cloaking, yes, but Xenomorphs are the champions (practically) at stalking.

I'd put my bet on the Xenomorph.

Chuck Norris.




BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT, DAMMIT.


Love,

Endling: Specializing in tired old internet humor since 1985. (When the net was run on a sophisticated system of pulleys and levers.)

something to say about this but I don't know what it is

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I'll bet a hundred bucks on (mr. bean)

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Artwork (Hiatus)

Now its just a series of tubes.

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Vin Diesel ftw.

:D:D:D

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You people make me !

Go Chuck Norris!
Oooh Vin Diesel too

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I dont know why I didnt mention him?

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Lol Mr. Bean

....Must refrain....from....saying...your mom....

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Funny.

I am having a migraine figuring out whether it's sarcasm or not

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Honestly You Dont Know Sarcasm When You See it?

I am not called thick for nothing

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Why are you called thick?

Because I am impervious to hidden messages

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Fair Enough.

Realistically (in the loosest sense of the word), it's eventually going to come down to Predator and his 20-megaton little friend. And who alone among the combatants can survive a nuclear explosion?

That's right, Freddy, because he has no physical body. Unless, of course, someone kills him before Predator ends it, in which case no one wins. Except for the innocent bystanders.

Interesting....

Nice analytical mind you got there

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Spongebob Squarepants. Hes a sponge, everyone knows that anything you thow at him just bounces back including a 20 megaton uber awesome explosion of death and flying guts, or an underwater gorilla.

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We all lose.

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When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

And the sponge wins.

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Jason for the win, he wrote the book 1001 ways to kill someone using a cigarette.

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When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Which jason was that? It all got tangled up after Jason 2000 (or was it 3000 or 5000, arg whatever year they invented reconstructive nanobot technology)

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When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.