ok, my friend and i are walking through the school after football practice, so there is almost no one there. he saw a praying mantis on the side of the gym wall about 30 feet up. so he decided he would knock it down. all he had in his hand were his keys so he used that. after a few throws he realized the keys werent going to work so he wrapped the keys up in his extra shirt. well on about his third throw using the shirt too the keys flew up out of the shirt and landed ontop of about a 60-70 foot building. as soon as that happened i fell on the ground dying of laughter. then later that night we had "noah's ark" rain for about 20 minutes. so we have no idea where his keys are now. they may have washed away. they may still be on the roof. so basically. my friend is a dumbass, and im one for not telling him to not do it. anyone else have some dumbass stories to tell so i dont feel so dumb.

Well, my other friend, who I won't call a dumbass cuz she's a girl like that, shouted out "EPIDIDYMIS" (can't spell) in Biology, instead of "epydermis" (can't spell that either). Yea...that's the thing...that makes the...stuff...

...Well, she thought she was so right and couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing. But then I told her. Heh.

Okay, and...let's see...I'm always very stupid. I've talked to people I don't know by accident because I think they're other people...Um...Wow, I don't know. Ask Mykey. I've done stupid things.

Oh, here's one. I once walked down a street wearing no shirt, but a bra on. Yea, so...I walked a couple blocks with my former friend Uriel, who had to take his shirt off too to be fair. And I got Leann to do it. Yea, so...I never heard the end of it later. I was so drunk on love that day.

In spanish class, we were learning the word for "To come". We were just reading it, so the teacher chose a girl to say it out loud, and she being one of those people that has to complain about everything, asked "How come I have to learn to come orally?"

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that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while

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okay the genius who threw the keys - thats what he gets for fucking with karma.

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That keys thing is hillarious to a point of it being completely undefined.

The only really stupid thing that comes to mind right now (but believe me... there are plenty of them) is when some friends stole a gumball machine out of a Blockbuster.

1 was sent in to distract the clerk, 4 others grabbed the machine and tossed it in the back of the El Camino... as soon as the other guy was outside they all took off.

So in the back of this El Camino ... which has no cab and is an open back hood (picture of an El Camino - http://mercystreets.com/cmp/photos/el.c ... driver.jpg ) they decided to drop everybody off before getting the gumball machine to a safe location.

Everybody but the driver was gone and then a cop pulled him over for having dice in his mirror... while he was there he asked him about the giant gumball machine in his backseat because he'd just got a report from Blockbuster down the road that somebody in this style car had stolen a gumball machine. D'oh.

The last I saw the driver we graduated... and he was still going through all sorts of legal crap over a damned GUMBALL machine. It's still a funny story I think.

actually, I think the stupid thing in that story is getting pulled over for the dice in the mirror. What's with that? Are you not allowed to have anything hang from your mirror?

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Obstruction of vision... it's a rule that cops ignore and everybody else generally ignores it as well. On major drinking holidays... they like to pull people over to WARN them about the dice/whatever... and if they happen to smell alcohol WELLLLL.

They only acception to the rule is a religious symbol. Unless it's extremely oversized... like a lifesize cross.

Well that's weird.
In that case, the dice in the mirror thing was probably just an excuse to ask about the gumball machine. Bastard.

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Thats nothing, in my math class yesterday, the teacher asked a girl what 7x2 was. Her little squad all answered different numbers(21, 18,16,15) until they made it to 14. I was crying it was so funny.

How the shit do you not know 7x2!?

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You be attractive enough that you don't need to have anything in your head.... things will be purchased and handled for you your whole life.

Looks like I'm fucked.

I'd settle for that.

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just like when i saw some show where they asked a group of people what planet was closest to the sun and most of them answered earth

Ive been screwed since 2nd grade.

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Psssh, screw that, I'm going to be a career man and work at Walmart.