We touched on this before, and I've also heard some strange tales from DJ and Ed about weird Misc referralsl, I was wondering what the rest of you have found.

So far mine include:

1. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php (Which I can't read because I'm not a member)

2. http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/

3. http://www.topsitelists.com/topsites.cgi (This actually seems to be a company that sells mailing lists for spam email)

4. http://wn.theonepro.com/modules.php

5. http://www.young2k.com/members/ (Porno, porno, porno).

I'm interested in seeing what lists you guys can come up with.

I dunno what it is about my site but I get A LOT of goofy search requests. These are just what I've had over the last week:

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=+I+NEE ... R+ME+PLEAS

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=my+discrimination+poem
(I get about 2 or 3 search results from this a day... a lot of people seem to be looking for discrimination poems)

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=sucide+death.com

http://search.yahoo.com/bin/query_msie? ... is+poem%22
(I also get searches for "penis poem" a lot)

http://aolsearch.aol.com/dirsearch.adp? ... 0DEATH.COM

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... artoons%22

There are actually a few more... but I don't feel like going through my logs to find them all.


Best of all time? Sheep Fucking search on google... NO KIDDING.

2nd Best is actually the funniest fuckin thing in the world... simple because of what Google lists as my description... somebody searched for
boobs "crucified" - on google, and managed to get a weird combo of guestbook entries... here is what they turned into:

FREE PLUG = Desperation - If boobs don't work... this might. ... even if it means being CRUCIFIED do not EVER visit my site. I'm also a big fan of butt plugs... ...

What's funnier then the description is the guy CLICKED on the link after reading that... perhaps I should make that my slogan "Even if it means being crucified don't click this"

Needless to say : http://searchrequests.weblogs.com/ is one of my favorite sites. Every time I get a goofy search I post it there and watch anywhere from 10 to 50 hits from them roll in.

I once got one for 'fucked nuns'. That was a high point.

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Zepherin: Vis is on the snickers bar redbull and hot night sex regiment.

Looking through my server logs I can see the most frequant bogus searches... unfortunately since my server's counter sucks it doesn't tell me what host or any sort of address.. just what the search was.

10 Searches found me for "fuck americans"
5 Searches found me for "children fuck"
3 Searches found me for "man t hose"
(like panty hose... that's clever"
3 Searches found me for "sucking my own dick"
3 Searches found me for "moose pics"
2 Searches found me for "gang bang"

So yeah... I'm not sure what draws 4am into the fire so much, but a hell of a lot of weird searches find me.

this is what I got this month:

767: stasis
193: http://www.stasismetal.com
40: hentai
40: pictures
40: cache:wl5fsaxrgp8j:www.troys
40: samus
40: bucket.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72
31: stasismetal.com
28: music
16: http://www.stasis
10: jenfur19th
10: www
1: stasismetal
1: pittsburgh

umm... okay seeing as I've only started developing my site now, instead of the last year when I shuld have, there's not much...

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i always get the crap of "enlarge your penis in 2 months shit"

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"Shit Happens... Especially when there's LAG!"

Well thats kind of cool. Your site (or you) are known for having a large penis.

Yeah... all I'm known for is Ass Cartoons and Sheep Fucking...

Your comic is Welsh?!

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Zepherin: Vis is on the snickers bar redbull and hot night sex regiment.

Meh all of my good ones are (insert video game caracter) fucking. such as

Jill gets fucked by Nemisis

Scooby Doo Porn

Mewtwo Porn

blah blah blah basically all the video game characters those are just me three favorite.

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Well... Jill gets fucked by Nemisis might not be sexually... I mean... I've played that game and rape is being nice for how horrible that thing is.

Aye Dave.. "Cats Fucking" *shudder*

now that I think about it that's how I found your site scythe (i'm so just kidding.) Butt geek tits is definately how I came across The-Misc (still kidding.) I wonder if any of these people... you know stay and become fans. horny fucked up fans...

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i once got a bunch of hits from some catholic school girl website. i clicked the link it gave me, but it didnt work. i guess only catholic school girls can see it.

but seriously, those catholic school girls really dug the perverted, pointless, curse word filled, gay joke filled, stick figure MS paint comic.

Go Catholic School girls, I guess.

I usually get hits from people looking for other webcomic artists... Piro, and the guys at Penny Arcade are the most searched for...

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The Unifed Earth Alliance - Mecha, Love and Adventure abound!

"The American Taxpayer has always been lied to. It is his birthright."

Yeah I've had a few hits like that too. Mostly off the free plugs. So by giving you guys traffic, I get traffic too