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How much freak is in your porn?
sears catalog 18%  18%  [ 2 ]
playboy 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
cinamax 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
they know you by name at the local porn store 9%  9%  [ 1 ]
yearly subscription to www.fetish.com 36%  36%  [ 4 ]
10 midgets a fish a donkey and a hocky stick? Only on my milder days. 36%  36%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 11
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I wanted to post a poll and this was the first thing that came to mind.

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all i'm going to say is that kazaa is a wonderful and interesting program.

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pfff, where's the tubgirl button?

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tubgirls eh?

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I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
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Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
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God Bless Heather Brooke and ideepthroat.com....from kazaa w00t

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huh.........

Well, this is a topic I'm staying away from....

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There's no button for Dave's OR Nix's Mom either.

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And why is that Kris? Afriad of us knowing a few of your dirty lil secrets? ^_^

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Kris is a registered member of my website

I believe you've heard of it?

http://www.ohmygodyourdickishuge.com

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Why would I need to watch it when I could just make my own? It's much better that way....
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*laughs, coughs, laughs again, cough, cough, giggle* ehm...

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This is Dale Johnson channel 69 News Bulletin, our top story Kris has confirmed to making porn home videos. Our investigative reporter is looking into the situation.

In other news, the police have arrested Dave for public nudity.

In sports Raider fan met Titan fan at the airport. There are no more Titan fans in the Bay Area. More after these messages.

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OH Come on I can't be the only one to click the 10 midget option. I mean MIDGETS people MIDGETS!!!

Alright I'm done.

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3 feet tall or so and of age? that means you can rest your beer on her head as she's giving YOU head... tell me that isn't the perfect girlfriend?


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GOD DAMN YOU HALO!!! I had to cover my mouth I was laughin so hard at work!!!!

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Hahahahahahaha.
















I wasn't joking...


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Reminds me of that song by bloodhound gang "You ain't got no legs (but I love you anyway)". Wait...thats entirely different. Nevemind.

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w00t to pr0n. yes Heather Brooke is god(dess). I like the idea of Kris making her own porn. Mayhaps we can get dave's mom to meet her, hmmm?

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They really do know me at one porn store, I walk in they are like hey Jay and I'm like whatsup so I walk over to the bargin bin, and they are like hey you should check out that one it just went to the bargin bin but it's pretty good and I'm like coo, so I grab it some mags and as I'm leaving I'm like wait a minute not only did they call me by first name but they actually sold a porn to me.


They were right though it was pretty good.

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Porn truly is a heavenly invention! :comatose:

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meh I have issues with porn actually.

oh and Heaven has NOTHING to do with it.

But hey I have a bulging bueaties calender so who am I to talk. Thanks to Brent (one of my friends) who's been saying fat bitches for so long example:

Dave: Hey Brent want to go to Wal-Mart?

Brent: only if there are some fat bitches.

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Fat chick walks by in the distance

Brent: Dibs on the fat bitch

So the point is I say fat bitches now from time to time cuz well it's hilarious to me. So my roomate bought me that calender as a gag gift and needless to say there hasn't been a single person come in our front door without seeing it. I'm just glad my parents don't visit me...

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So what's your issue with porn?

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The issue is that there isnt enough FAT bitches in it to satisfy Dave

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My only porn is like 5 images of Elf Pron.

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LESBIAN!!!!!


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I have issues with porn as well. So w00t to Dave on that. Although I really don't feel like talking about it.

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