They really do know me at one porn store, I walk in they are like hey Jay and I'm like whatsup so I walk over to the bargin bin, and they are like hey you should check out that one it just went to the bargin bin but it's pretty good and I'm like coo, so I grab it some mags and as I'm leaving I'm like wait a minute not only did they call me by first name but they actually sold a porn to me.
They were right though it was pretty good.
Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
Zepherin for forum queen and writer of the best seller "how to screw your brethen up for dummies". ~ The Mirak