How freaky is your pr0n

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How much freak is in your porn?

sears catalog
2
18%
playboy
0
No votes
cinamax
0
No votes
they know you by name at the local porn store
1
9%
yearly subscription to www.fetish.com
4
36%
10 midgets a fish a donkey and a hocky stick? Only on my milder days.
4
36%
 
Total votes : 11

How freaky is your pr0n

Postby zepherin » Fri Jan 17, 2003 2:30 am

I wanted to post a poll and this was the first thing that came to mind.
Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
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Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
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Postby Can O Ninja Repellant » Fri Jan 17, 2003 2:36 am

all i'm going to say is that kazaa is a wonderful and interesting program.
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Postby Lengeta » Fri Jan 17, 2003 2:37 am

pfff, where's the tubgirl button?
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Postby zepherin » Fri Jan 17, 2003 2:42 am

tubgirls eh?
Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
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Postby Sidious » Fri Jan 17, 2003 8:09 am

God Bless Heather Brooke and ideepthroat.com....from kazaa w00t
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Postby Kris » Fri Jan 17, 2003 10:28 am

huh.........

Well, this is a topic I'm staying away from....
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Nix: That guys always smoking foo's
Nix: He be all "Nigga Vada please!"

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Postby Wildcard » Fri Jan 17, 2003 10:34 am

There's no button for Dave's OR Nix's Mom either.
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Postby Sidious » Fri Jan 17, 2003 10:34 am

And why is that Kris? Afriad of us knowing a few of your dirty lil secrets? ^_^
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Postby Wildcard » Fri Jan 17, 2003 10:54 am

Kris is a registered member of my website

I believe you've heard of it?

http://www.ohmygodyourdickishuge.com
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Postby Kris » Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:21 am

Sid:
Why would I need to watch it when I could just make my own? It's much better that way....
^_^

Wayne:
*laughs, coughs, laughs again, cough, cough, giggle* ehm...
Kris: that's Han Solo
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Postby Sidious » Fri Jan 17, 2003 12:05 pm

This is Dale Johnson channel 69 News Bulletin, our top story Kris has confirmed to making porn home videos. Our investigative reporter is looking into the situation.

In other news, the police have arrested Dave for public nudity.

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Postby Dave » Fri Jan 17, 2003 1:13 pm

OH Come on I can't be the only one to click the 10 midget option. I mean MIDGETS people MIDGETS!!!

Alright I'm done.
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Postby HaloGray » Fri Jan 17, 2003 1:17 pm

3 feet tall or so and of age? that means you can rest your beer on her head as she's giving YOU head... tell me that isn't the perfect girlfriend?
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Postby Sidious » Fri Jan 17, 2003 1:18 pm

GOD DAMN YOU HALO!!! I had to cover my mouth I was laughin so hard at work!!!!
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Postby HaloGray » Fri Jan 17, 2003 1:47 pm

Hahahahahahaha.
















I wasn't joking...
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Postby Wildcard » Fri Jan 17, 2003 2:51 pm

Reminds me of that song by bloodhound gang "You ain't got no legs (but I love you anyway)". Wait...thats entirely different. Nevemind.
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Postby Troggles » Fri Jan 17, 2003 3:22 pm

w00t to pr0n. yes Heather Brooke is god(dess). I like the idea of Kris making her own porn. Mayhaps we can get dave's mom to meet her, hmmm?
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Postby zepherin » Fri Jan 17, 2003 5:21 pm

They really do know me at one porn store, I walk in they are like hey Jay and I'm like whatsup so I walk over to the bargin bin, and they are like hey you should check out that one it just went to the bargin bin but it's pretty good and I'm like coo, so I grab it some mags and as I'm leaving I'm like wait a minute not only did they call me by first name but they actually sold a porn to me.


They were right though it was pretty good.
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Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
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Postby razlo » Sat Jan 18, 2003 1:37 am

Porn truly is a heavenly invention! :comatose:
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Postby Dave » Sat Jan 18, 2003 1:47 am

meh I have issues with porn actually.

oh and Heaven has NOTHING to do with it.

But hey I have a bulging bueaties calender so who am I to talk. Thanks to Brent (one of my friends) who's been saying fat bitches for so long example:

Dave: Hey Brent want to go to Wal-Mart?

Brent: only if there are some fat bitches.

Example2:

Fat chick walks by in the distance

Brent: Dibs on the fat bitch

So the point is I say fat bitches now from time to time cuz well it's hilarious to me. So my roomate bought me that calender as a gag gift and needless to say there hasn't been a single person come in our front door without seeing it. I'm just glad my parents don't visit me...
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Postby razlo » Sat Jan 18, 2003 2:01 am

So what's your issue with porn?
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Postby Sidious » Sat Jan 18, 2003 2:12 am

The issue is that there isnt enough FAT bitches in it to satisfy Dave
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Postby Alex2 » Sat Jan 18, 2003 7:05 am

My only porn is like 5 images of Elf Pron.
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Postby Smaug » Sat Jan 18, 2003 11:22 am

LESBIAN!!!!!
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Postby Wildcard » Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:13 pm

I have issues with porn as well. So w00t to Dave on that. Although I really don't feel like talking about it.
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