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Postby Smaug » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:16 pm

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Postby Dave » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:21 pm

holy shit. no way.
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Postby Troggles » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:23 pm

"Animals bite, people bite, Mike Tyson bites. So what?" he said.


LOL
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Postby Horu » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:24 pm

Chimps sure are mean little ratcliffs. I wonder how they knew to go for the testicles, and haveing his foot tore off really woulda been crappy, its not really easy to tear.
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Postby Smaug » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:26 pm

They have testicles too.
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Re: Chimpanzees:1 Humans:0

Postby Kage » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:47 pm

Those damned dirty apes. :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey: :tokingmonkey:

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Postby Lengeta » Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:11 pm

See, my Tin comic is TRUE!
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Re: Chimpanzees:1 Humans:0

Postby Steve » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:28 pm

People don't really look at chimps as being fierce but let me tell you, they are primitive in thought, fast, and strong. These simple ingrediants combine to make a concentrated ball of liability.

My anthropology teacher in high school always reminded students of how a chimpanzee could tear a full grown mans arms off faster than, to use my own comparison, Goro.
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Postby Cali Defender » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:42 pm

heheh. heard about this in my World History class today. Ow like hell. Stupid cockbites and there monkies....jsut leave the damn things alone.
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Postby VWG » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:46 pm

We watched a video involving chimps a couple weeks ago in Biology. Not only do they hunt and eat smaller monkeys, but the males go out and kill chimps from other groups and sometimes their own young! O.o
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Postby Chimpo McCrazypants » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:34 am

I heard of the chimpanzee attack, but I didn't exactly here what were the damage, god damn. That must seriously fucking suck.
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Postby New Era Outlaw » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:11 am

'God damn' is right.
'Scuse me for a sec.

(whips out a cup)

>.@

....as fate would have it, I'm visiting the zoo today.

Wish me luck, I'm going in!!!! :snoogins:
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Re: Chimpanzees:1 Humans:0

Postby Wizard » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:33 am

I say bring it, you god-damned primates! Fuck you and all of your kind! (Except humans) :tokingmonkey:

Quick, to the zoo, with bannanas and scissors! We'll cut off their tales and feed them to the lions, tigers, and bears! :snoogins:

Then I'll get a woodcutter and put the bannanas through it! And in their final moments of agony, the monkeys will go to their deaths with the visions of dead bannanas ringing in their small, peanut-sized brains! w00t

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!11 :fuckedup:
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Postby Mr.RoBoTo » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:15 pm

Man..

Those chimpanzees went apeshit on him!
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Re: Chimpanzees:1 Humans:0

Postby Wizard » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:27 pm

Really? I fell out of my chair laugh-...

I mean, uh...crying! Yeah, that's it! CRYING!
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Postby Aholibamah » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:48 pm

He was going to the sanctuary to visit his chimp that had been put there for biting off another person's hand.

I'd say that and his "bites" comment are Karma in Action.
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