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The Expendables 2

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:56 pm

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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Mathias » Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:36 pm

I've known about this since before the first one was released.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Mathias » Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:37 pm

Wait, Norris and Van Damme?!
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Remni » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:24 pm

Yes, Norris and Van Damme, and Arnold and Brucey are both getting much much larger parts now.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Tiki » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:18 pm

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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Wulfespinndel » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:57 pm

OrangeDJ wrote:Fuck Chuck norris


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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Archrival » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:47 am

I predicted this after seeing the end of the first one.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Blood Lord » Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:51 pm

I don't know if I can take this movie seriously with Norris in it. I busted out laughing when someone showed me the trailer.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby Dorian » Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:55 pm

This isn't the sort of movie you take seriously in the first place.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby EagleMan » Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:57 am

Yeah, but I still felt a little gypped the first time when people like Willis were only there for one scene.
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Re: The Expendables 2

Postby G-O » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:14 pm

YES!!!
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