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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Grey » Tue May 31, 2011 12:05 pm

same shit

anyway i've got a multitude of reasons why i am awesome
i'm pretty smart, strong-minded (though rarely to the point of stubbornness) , though i've got a bit of a problem with direction and motivation right now i'm pretty good at accomplishing things i set out to do.
i've evolved from reclusive shut-in to rave-attending party-hopper over the past 3 years and have obtained a wide circle of friends (though like anyone else, i only consider a few of them close friends), so it's clear that drastic changes are not beyond me

basically i'm a don
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Mathias » Tue May 31, 2011 12:26 pm

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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Grey » Tue May 31, 2011 12:31 pm

i suck at guitar, though
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Riz » Tue May 31, 2011 1:20 pm

I'm awesome because I have big tits.

some other stuff too, but mostly that.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Mr. Froggy » Tue May 31, 2011 1:37 pm

What Vegedus said, minus the GM and the sex appeal. Also, I'm ambidextrous and I do mirror writing with my left hand.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Rival » Tue May 31, 2011 3:14 pm

Kris wrote:I am awesome because I am The Kris.

Is that a Miz reference?
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Malumultimus » Tue May 31, 2011 3:46 pm

I'm awesome because I make people feel better about themselves through comparison.
Dave keep your damn near racist ignorant logic as far from the other sections of the site as humanly possible because it hurts my face just thinking about it.
MG mal your just sick
Wizard Mal...you're kind of a loser. / Mal was, is, and always will be a cunt / I used to hate Mal, but I've since come to pity him.
Tazuren Mal, please, do the world a BIG FUCKING FAVOR, and drop DEAD!
Cybella YOU EGOCENTRIC IDIOT!
Kathleen mal you are the people i hate the most here...and that is saying something
Hana you misogynist fuckwad.
Sakura I hate you.
Relick not many people would really care if you left without a word.
Cali Mal's an elitist cunt that glowers in getting peopel to dislike him. He can stay the fuck out of the RP forums forever and I'll be happy and he could leave Snafu altogehter and I'd probably not even notice..and if I did, I'd be nothing but happy. Shit, he's nothing special. Just another internet troll that happens to wear a different mask.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby zepherin » Tue May 31, 2011 6:27 pm

Lily wrote:I'm awesome because I have big tits.

some other stuff too, but mostly that.

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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Tue May 31, 2011 6:54 pm

Rival wrote:To be honest, I don't consider myself awesome. Must be the Eastern European culture influence, over here, it's traditionally considered rude to talk about yourself and your achievements.


One reason why I don't want to brag about myself.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue May 31, 2011 6:57 pm

I'm a charming son of a bitch.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Nox » Tue May 31, 2011 8:37 pm

Not to brag, but my English is a 1up compared to my brethren. Although my arithmetic is shot.
My taste in the arts is well-developed (at least I'd like to think so)
I can also eat through 5 servings in an all-you-can-eat buffet without any severe side-effects. And can belch for as long as 5-6 seconds.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Mathias » Tue May 31, 2011 8:52 pm

You're Latino, right?
Additional cool points go to sexiness factor.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Nox » Tue May 31, 2011 9:03 pm

Well, I don't know about "sekushi", but I do think I'm very strapping for my age.


Mathias wrote:There is nothing awesome about me except for my writing.

I beg to disagree. Except for the writing part though. Which I think without a doubt you excel at.

Mathias wrote:And writing is boring.

I beg to disagree X
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Mathias » Tue May 31, 2011 9:06 pm

Thanks.
It is boring for me. I have a real motivation problem.
And I don't have the patience to read books, either.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:51 am

Mathias wrote:And I don't have the patience to read books, either.


Holy shit tell me about it. I tried reading Jane Eyre and I ended up putting back on the school shelf cause I wasn't able to get into it.

I tried reading Les Miserables also but I don't remember anything despite finishing the book.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby zepherin » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:53 am

Just because the book is a classic doesn't make it good. Catcher in the rye comes to mind, absolute shit from start to finish.
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Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Riz » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:56 am

glad I never had to read that in school. dodged a bullet there.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby EagleMan » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:02 am

Malumultimus wrote:I'm awesome because I make people feel better about themselves through comparison.

aw i thought only i did that
now im worthless
thanks

zeph most people do like catcher in the rye though
it's just a very abnormal book
not in the typical way where it's impossible to read just that it's very informal
though you probably had a soul crushing english teacher
the book was eh to me, i could see why it's so special but I didn't really care much about it
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby zepherin » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:31 am

it's not about normal or abnormal, it's just boring. I read some weird as shit books and find enjoyment in them, but shit has to happen. Excitment, suspense, humor, fucking something, he can't perform with a prostitute and gets roughed up by her pimp, that's it. And while I'm at it grapes of wrath is also a boring as fuck book. A whole chapter about a turtle crossing the road. Yeah it's a metaphore, so is me lighting the book on fire just to change up the scenery.
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Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:02 am

zepherin wrote:Just because the book is a classic doesn't make it good. Catcher in the rye comes to mind, absolute shit from start to finish.


Dude I loved that book. What got me to read it is the Laughing Man from Ghost in the Shell, but then the book left me quite "inspired". The thing I find about other readers when they read Catcher in the Rye is that they don't give a shit about Holden's fucking everyday life. They just want to get to the point, make things easier for them to explain. It's like the book was a person itself, only that it's the most annoying thing you'll ever listen to. I'm talking about teenage readers my age by the way. Adults just spit at it.

I don't know what they all think about the book now...maybe it hasn't really changed at all somehow.

Now regarding classics, Jane Eyre and Les Miserables were books I was interested in reading because books nowadays are rather redundant. Every time I go check out what's new, there's fantasy...and a bunch of other things. I'd like to continue reading Jane Eyre some time though, it's just that it's almost the end of the school year. Sucks I wasn't able to get far due to projects.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby nobody » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:09 am

Mathias wrote:And I don't have the patience to read books, either.

I'm way weirder

I have no patience to watch movies, I just can't sit there and watch movies unless I go to a theater.
but I do have the patience to read books of many sizes and lengths, just sit there and read, but watching movies or shows on TV is hard for me.
bizarre isn't it?
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby zepherin » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:16 am

Rosso Rose wrote:Adults just spit at it.

I certainly did.
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Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Rival » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:52 am

Lily wrote:glad I never had to read that in school. dodged a bullet there.

It's good to read an influential book even if it's shit, just to be able to say you gave it a fair go and formed an opinion.

I hated every minute of reading Eckhart Tolle's The Power of Now, but at least I could tell the tutor who gave it to me, that it's all pseudo-spiritual bullcrap, constantly repeating itself, with zero practical advice.

You shouldn't rely on others to form your opinions.

EDIT

Oh and I thought The Catcher in the Rye was decent, not all it's hyped up to be, but it's an easy read and makes you have some thoughts about the nature of rebellion.
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby zepherin » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:07 am

Yeah but there are so many good books out there that it is a poor use of time to waste it dredging through bad books, go read the dresden files, or the hollow series. They are excellent.
Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
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Re: So why are YOU awesome?

Postby Nox » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:18 am

Rival wrote:It's good to <insert verb here> a/an <relevant noun goes here> even if it's shit, just to be able to say you gave it a fair go and formed an opinion.

Soooooo many possibilities.
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