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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 4:00 am 
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When you said slag I kinda thought you meant as in the mining 'slag'.


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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 7:11 am 
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mathias and iris need to insult more women
never called some whore a filthy slag? you haven't lived, my friend!

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:32 am 
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Grey wrote:
mathias and iris need to insult more women
never called some whore a filthy slag? you haven't lived, my friend!

T_T if only I could, I've more or less been mentally indoctrinated to be polite to the ladies, when I dislike them I tend to avoid them.

Curse this weakness, oh mighty Grey, will you aid me some day?


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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:34 am 
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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 1:44 pm 
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Did you level up?

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 2:14 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 2:19 pm 
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D: Poor manbaby

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 2:24 pm 
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Called a girl a bitch during elementary school. Only got a stern talking to.

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:00 pm 
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I brushed it off and went back to my work. What actually happened was I told the guy next to me and he announced it to the class.


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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:46 pm 
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Iris wrote:
T_T if only I could, I've more or less been mentally indoctrinated to be polite to the ladies, when I dislike them I tend to avoid them.


Don't you love being the gentleman?


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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 5:10 pm 
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Lol Mandy and her threesome haha

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 5:22 pm 
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I once beat a waitress to death.

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...Oh, I thought we were sharing.

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 5:43 pm 
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i have done way too many awful things in my life to start listing them here
vis probably has a hazy memory of a few, but my lips are staying sealed
froooooooooom now!

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 5:56 pm 
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Grey: And with the inept British police as long as you don't draw attention to yourself you'll get away scot free.

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 6:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:11 pm 
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Lol Mandy and her threesome haha


That was the best thread.

Now, two truths and a lie.

1. I have a gold tooth.

2. I had one of my front top teeth knocked out mid coitus.

3. I have a dog named Olive.

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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:44 pm 
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   Your dogs are named Beans and Otis.   

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:40 am 
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The roller derby thing makes me think the first two aren't unlikely.

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:43 am 
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Otis died.

Plus, I have a dog named Olive and NO gold tooth.

suckers.

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:49 am 
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Sorry about Otis Spooks.

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:22 pm 
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Yes, I was very very sad, and still am. He was a good boy D:

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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 1:52 am 
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Oooh Spooky wrote:
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2. I had one of my front top teeth knocked out mid coitus.

That's hawt

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