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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:37 am 
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The Golden Turd Award that is.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:01 am 
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Ah, makes sense. I can see how both XIII and XIV would be the very definition of golden turd to a lot of people, not how it could get good game awards after being trashed so much.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:44 pm 
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"Um if you don’t have GT5 on the list then the list is not legit, GT5 was the biggest disappointment in gaming history, and if you game writers don’t start getting the balls to deal with it, then don’t expect to be taken seriously.

I purchased GT5 expecting a 9 out of 10 game, because that is what I was told it was by review after review. What I got was a last gen 6 out of 10 mess. I was conned by you guys, your all guilty of lying for Sony. Add GT5 or take down your silly list."

Oh, that's right, I keep confusing Gran Turismo with Grand Theft Auto.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:46 pm 
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>implying a racing game should ever be more than 5/10

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I keep hearing how GT5 is a disappointment in the internet. Unfortunately I can't look for a decent non-biased review anywhere.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:23 pm 
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FFXIII was fun. I don't get why people bag it so much. It sold well also. FFXIV on the other hand, well sometimes square enix has a miss.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:34 pm 
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zepherin wrote:
FFXIII was fun. I don't get why people bag it so much. It sold well also. FFXIV on the other hand, well sometimes square enix has a miss.


SE knew XIV was a fuck up, they fired the top devs on it and pretty much stated it was a fuck up. They're apparently trying to get a bunch of updates out for it and basically try and redo the whole game.


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WiNg0o wrote:
zepherin wrote:
FFXIII was fun. I don't get why people bag it so much. It sold well also. FFXIV on the other hand, well sometimes square enix has a miss.


SE knew XIV was a fuck up, they fired the top devs on it and pretty much stated it was a fuck up. They're apparently trying to get a bunch of updates out for it and basically try and redo the whole game.

I've only ever seen that work for an MMO once. And they were super quick about the updates. The other shit load of times a developer was like hey our game doesn't work very well stay with us the next few months while we fix it, hadn't really worked because people just left and didn't come back. I don't mean like oh there are bugs. I mean the game required a total rework.

I'll give XIV a chance if they rework it well and I can try it for free but it had better be awesome.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:01 pm 
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XIII wasn't that bad. The story was OK and the gameplay was somewhat enjoyable, at least it had random battles and player interaction on them, unlike FFXII, who felt like a very long and repetitive cinematic.
As for XIV... I don't do MMORPGs, but the opinion of every friend I have it's the same: hard, pure, unadulterated shit. Getting the golden turd prize is only appropriate, I suppose.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:20 pm 
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I liked XII too. I also liked X-2 but that one I liked for a bunch of reasons other than the story which I thought was kind of crap, especially compared to X. And 9, and X-2 had the greatest 2 minigames in the FF series. That addictive card game, and that fantasy water polo game. I loved those. Hell after I dropped FFXI I kept the subscription to the card game.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:51 pm 
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Blitzball? I really loved Blitzball. I dominate with Al-Bhed looking people.

Blitzball was good I liked the X-2 version where you managed a blitzball league so it was fantasy blitzball.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:16 pm 
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Jay wrote:
>implying a racing game should ever be more than 5/10


You mean.. outside the Burnout franchise right? No way that Burnout 3 should ever get lower than an 8.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:38 pm 
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You mean instead of the mario kart franchise.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:55 pm 
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The two worst NFS titles (Undercover and Pro street) have a 6.8 and a 7.2 respectively. Just saying.
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zepherin wrote:
You mean instead of the mario kart franchise.


This too, yes. And F-Zero, but there hasnt been an actual F-Zero game in ages. I miss it.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:58 pm 
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F-Zero's a classic in my opinion. I just wish they could have added more to Machine customization and not have a mediocre plot in F-Zero GX/AX. Shortest Story mode ever. What makes it long is the third stage.


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zepherin wrote:
I'll give XIV a chance if they rework it well and I can try it for free but it had better be awesome.


I'm pretty sure there's no salvaging it.

And I don't think it's SE, really. I think it's MMOs. I don't think anyone has any idea what they're doing with them. Successful ones are successful because the developers got lucky and then spent years trying not to fuck it up. That's why it's impossible to come out with a good MMO sequel.

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