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Postby Kusang_Manalo » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:04 pm

This is just incredible.

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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Monkeys85 » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:37 pm

I feel sorry for the girl :( I just know she is going to die soon. Seeing how Cartels hate people standing up to them. Though I think she deserves everyone's respect for having the cojones to stand up for whats right.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Mathias » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:45 pm

Monkeys85 wrote:Though I think she deserves everyone's respect for having the cojones to stand up for whats right.

Ironic.

Hope she doesn't get martyred. I mean murdered.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby PunkyChipsAhoy » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:48 pm

this sounds like an underdog inspirational movie. Hopefully it works out where she actually ends up doing a good job.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Monkeys85 » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:58 pm

I don't' see how my post was ironic... Unless you mean that by feeling sorry for her, I don't respect her? I feel sorry for the situation she's in which in all likelihood will end in death, but I still very much respect her courage.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Mathias » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:18 am

It is ironic that she would have cajones because she is female.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Kusang_Manalo » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:33 am

The next question will be if she had any police training at all. I'm worried she wouldn't even put up a fight.

Or just be a puppet to the Cartels.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby zepherin » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:16 am

Well. What's likely to happen is a couple representatives of the cartels will offer her terms (also known as threaten her) If she is smart and pragmatic about the situation she will negotiate better terms. She can stand up to them if she wants but she'll likely be raped and murdered.

If I were mayor or chief of police or whatever authority figureI would pick the strongest cartel. And tell them. I won't come down on you for drugs, you can smuggle as much as you want through here, but. No violence, no slavery, and keep clear of people under 18. If one of your men is causing problems and we catch him. We hand him over to you to make an example of. Keep things quiet and we'll leave you alone. That's about the best she could do.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby PunkyChipsAhoy » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:49 am

pretty much.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Vegedus » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:46 am

GL HF, to her. Mostly the first part.

JesusChrist wrote:this sounds like an underdog inspirational movie. Hopefully it works out where she actually ends up doing a good job.

Sounds like Dark Knight to me. In mexico.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Kusang_Manalo » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:49 am

Spicy Hot Redemption, more like.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Jonathon Redley » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:51 pm

10/20/2010: Yahoo report that a 20-year old college student has become police chief of Guadalupe, a town near Juarez, Mexico.

10/21/2010: A woman is found beheaded in the streets of Juarez. This is the first reported incident of a woman being beheaded in the Mexican state of Chihuahua.

Since the Attorney General of Chihuahua reported this on Wednesday, I don't think its the same girl as the one who became the police chief.

But I wouldn't bet against it being a message.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Wulfespinndel » Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:53 pm

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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby zepherin » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:17 pm

Rosso Rose wrote:She oughta start getting two custom Barettas and practice shooting with it.

No, even better, she should be like this person.

She is better off with a shotgun. For self defense a shotgun is almost always a better choice. It allows for errors in accuracy do to adrenalin. It is intimidating and will drop a large individual high on cocaine. Mossberg is a reliable choice, although I have heard Beretta shotguns are pretty good for hunting geese. While what you say is certainly a cool option. It is easily the least accurate and requires the most training. One pistol requires a lot of time for accuracy. Two at once in a high stress situation is even worst. The pistol only wins in portability and concealability.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Glahardt » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:10 pm

Rosso Rose wrote:She oughta start getting two custom Barettas and practice shooting with it.

No, even better, she should be like this person.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Kusang_Manalo » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:56 pm

Autoshotgun, mofos!
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby PunkyChipsAhoy » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:28 pm

She should just get jesus as her bodyguard.


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and gain their knowledge
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:05 pm

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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Agreekmyth » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:23 pm

JesusChrist wrote:She should just get jesus as her bodyguard.


I'll eat their brains

and gain their knowledge

If this were to pass you would have mine power...
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:49 am

Kusang_Manalo wrote:Mir, is she in your neighborhood?
No.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby PunkyChipsAhoy » Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:33 pm

I would say "man that's racist" but that was the intention so I lulzed
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Mr. Froggy » Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:11 pm

I'm glad to know I'm not the only person posting news about the drug war in Mexico. Well, the only way for this woman to stay alive is to work with the cartels; by work with the cartels I mean that she will keep away from all cartel business and not ask for anything in return. It's sad to say, but when the bad guys have all the power, there's no such thing as negotiating. Fighting back is not much of an option either; when it comes to cartel hits, most of the time the victim doesn't know what's what until the car is being filled with bullets.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby zepherin » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:28 am

Mr. Froggy wrote:I'm glad to know I'm not the only person posting news about the drug war in Mexico. Well, the only way for this woman to stay alive is to work with the cartels; by work with the cartels I mean that she will keep away from all cartel business and not ask for anything in return. It's sad to say, but when the bad guys have all the power, there's no such thing as negotiating. Fighting back is not much of an option either; when it comes to cartel hits, most of the time the victim doesn't know what's what until the car is being filled with bullets.

There is always room for negotiation even when they hold all of the cards. Always remember criminals are generally stupid. They don't know all of the cards that you hold in her case she doesn't hold jack other than she has 10 or 15 people working with her and some body guards. If she negotiates from a position of strength she can get concessions out of the cartels and pretend she is giving up things in return when the reality of the situation is that anything she gets out of the cartels is a bonus. It is an incredibly useful skill to learn how to negotiate when you don't have squat, and the person you are negotiating with has the leverage. There will be a time when you will have to do something like this with an employer. It is almost guaranteed.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Princess » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:36 am

She's cute too, go figure.
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Re: College Girl now the Chief.

Postby Icha » Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:56 am

@ Zepherin:
Now, I know most criminals are short sighted (because they weren't smart enough to extort money through legal channels), but the point here is that they've got manpower and guns. They also have lots of money to make certain officials turn a blind eye. They don't need a genius plan.

In the yahoo article originally stated, that woman wants to make more events for young people, or something, using "values and principals" instead of trying to stop them. I'd be willing to guess that she wants people to take to her example and try to lower the demand for the drugs, however the drugs to to the US, so I don't think it'll solve anything.
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