http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2015-Metroid-Other-M

Herp derp. I knew that the moment it was announced that it was going to be shit.

This is where I am supposed to step in and tell you that these reviews are meant to be taken lightly, but I also had my suspicions about this game.

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-stufflikehearts-

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I enjoyed the game. o wait no I didn't

but the baby must've liked it. God knows they mentioned him

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A Pimp Named Jeezy Creezy: Lasting all the way up to Valentine's.

And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"

Samus is now a whiney bitch.

Thanks Ninja.

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Oh no its really Nintendo's fault Male. Team Ninja was just collaborating and doing their mumbo-jumbo.

Seriously, its really Nintendo's fault for making Samus the way she is. They wanna "add more to Samus's backstory", but ended up making her an Adam Malkovich fangirl. I'm fucking playing Super Metroid right now, and I'm not sure how I'm going to look at Samus now.

When she is silent, she something to be afraid of. However when she speaks, its a voice that makes you shiver in fear to because its a deep voice that paralyzes male gamers where they stand (or sit for that matter.) But nope, they didn't do that.

The sounds for the game are awesome though. Samus sounds like a one-woman killing machine; that is, when she lets her guns do the talking.

I'm still bothered by the fact that her ass just got high def'd. Its going to be a distraction for male gamers.

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Grivous.

Is Rosso Rose a girl or something? 'Cause as much as I like hi-def ass, there's a time and place for everything and if I feel the need I'll put down the controller and fap to all those GB of porn I said I would use but barely touch.

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One time when I was high, I thought I was in an ambulance dying. Turns out I was just eating sherbert.
-stufflikehearts-

Lol, let's not start anything.

So let me confirm my gender by saying that I'm a boy. I pointed out that Samus's ass was distracting, and one example, not just a reason, is that the people working with Nintendo are obviously the same people who work on DOA (Dead or Alive). So actually, it's really Team Ninja that's bothering me.

But I'm very tolerant about this, so I won't go too far. Men loving women's ass is a natural thing after all, so we shouldn't be afraid to admit each other that shiny asses are so delicious right?

...I just realized that Haloid's for real now. I recall a fighting character from DOA4...

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Grivous.

I have always been a bigger ass man than a boob's man. When women who are decently attractive have short shorts, they're 20 times better for me.

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A Pimp Named Jeezy Creezy: Lasting all the way up to Valentine's.

And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"

If they have an athletic build, a mid drift, and short shorts I'm all in. I don't run in the morning for exercise, but to brighten my morning.

It was pretty meh. I want my 50 bucks back.

I'm serously considering subscribing to GameFly at this point...

It does sound like a nice service, if you play a lot of games in short bursts.

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At the end of every year I sign up and put all the games that were just released during the holiday rush on my game Q and then beat them all in a row then cancel the service for another year.

I've had gamefly for 2 or 3 years. best gaming related decision of my life.

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A Pimp Named Jeezy Creezy: Lasting all the way up to Valentine's.

And the Pimpeth lord sat amidst his real ballin' players, the Apostles, and raisingeth his cup of Cristal as they devoured the grapes and cheese from the finest bitches in town he said

"Sleepery Dee, Sleepery Doo.
Whoever betrays me tonight, I'll mo'fuckin' cap you!"