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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 9:52 pm 
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Just say your last job got in the way of your secret identity of... <shift eyes... glare, then run away.>

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I have you all beat. porn star. WOOO


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I hope you like STD's.


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STD= Super Titanic Dick
yes i do enjoy that.

note:yes i do know what STD's really are.


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enjoy it in your ass

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just cuz im DIFFERENT doesnt make me lower then you. i mean shit. your mother didnt complain when i ran a train on her. so i dont think you should.


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OUCH!


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POINTS FOR SMAUG!


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DON'T YOU TALK BOUT MY MOMMA BOY!!! SHIT, BRACE YOSELF
*pulls out a gun*

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2003 2:30 am 
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Anyway.......
Nix... why not buy a car of your own... or rent a car for 2 weeks?

If you've got 3k you can stand to rent a car for long enough to get a check or two and not lose much money on the deal... shop around... talk to friends... don't just stop at your parents.


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I can't rent a car because my licence is a G2.

The Canadrian driving system works like this:

G1: Your first license lets you drive if someone else is in the car who has a G licence. You cannot leave the country or have any alcohol in your bloodstream.

G2: You can drive on your own, but you cannot leave the country or have any alcohol in your bloodstream.

G: You can drive on your own, leave the country, teach other people to drive and have a small ammount of alcohol in your bloodstream

My G test is in March (the Ministry of Transportation here went on strike twice, so theres like an 8 month waiting period for tests).


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My Best Job Top Ten List:

10. Millionaire
9. Professional comic artist
8. Skyscraper architect
7. B-movie Mogul
6. Beer Taste-tester
5. Rock star
4. Billionaire
3. Nobel Loriate in literature
2. Rocket Scientist (just for the bragging rights)
1. Trillionaire

Backup plan in case none of these work out: King of my own Pacific Island nation, Aetreland. Our slogan: "If you can pronounce it, you're in!"

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I'd pick #2, then you can go around telling people theres a rocket in your pocket.


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1.Pro Wrestler
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3.Actor
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5.NFL General Manager
6.Eliza Dushku's Personal Love Toy, wait this is number one
7.Comic Artist
8.Internet Porn Lord

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5. English teacher
4. Project manager for a big gaming company
3. Ninja (aw c'mon, There's GOTTA be a job for it SOMEWHERE)
2. Owning a restaurant
1. rock star


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1) Trillionaire
2) Rich Comic Creator
3) Video Game Creator
4) Professional Game Player
5) Comic Creator.

Backup plan: House-husband. Let the chicks earn the dough!

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Woo!!! to the ninja. That would be another dream job of mine, but I'm already a ninja.

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Layne...those are just your wet dreams, remember?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2003 8:48 pm 
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No, Kris, YOUR my wetdreams, remeber?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2003 8:57 pm 
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Hmm... no I don't think so.
You don't wanna know what ~I~ dream about, but it's definetly not you as a ninja.
If there any one else's wet dreams, they're Dave's.... or his mom's. I'm sure something like that runs in the family.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2003 10:07 pm 
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It's probly better that you don't dream of me as a ninja. First of all, that would be.... akward, and two, then you'd probly get infatuated with me.

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