that's funny cuz I was thinking of making a t-shirt with that exact same premise. The magikarp premise not the birthday return premise.

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Of course, Dave.

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ITS FUCKING SNOWING AGAIN!

2/7 golden stars

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Hey Dave! Seeing how you live in California, you should buy some strawberries. And not a bot, I'm just excited since my parents bought me some last night. They were so delicious. I used some sugar and they were the bomb. I'm going to go get some.

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Dear god, that would be complete shitfest of a tournament.

Great to bet on though.

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NOX - Tell me right now if you are or below the age of 12 and I'll be all over you like shingles.
Tony - Why?! Well all you talk about is how you would like to gargle my marbles and stick you big fat stinking cock inside my ass. Why wouldint i hate you all sick mother fuckers?

Aw, no Gyarados? I evolved my Magikarp so long ago.

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You have an Old Rod, go catch like fifteen more and give them all fierce names like Hellrazer and Doomflail.

I feel like the tournament would be won and lost entirely on how awesome their names are.

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I'd prefer using names like Retard, Dumbass, Durdur, Idiot, and any other names that have to show how dumb the Magikarp is.

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So, official news just in, Cadbury Creme Eggs + me = sick. Might've helped if it wasn't 1pm and I haven't ate yet...

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well I trained a Magikarp up to lvl 100, and gave him the name doom dozer, I dont know why but it has the strongest tackle in all the history of pokemon, It can even beat Gyarados bite or dragon rage cuz he's so damn fast and of course it's MODEST, then I grew up and tossed it in the computer using only hell creatures ever since, u know, only red/black pkmn

well the chat is fine but, does anyone here has all pages of Training wheels??? I wanted to read them or just look at them

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Why not have real eggs instead?

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Chocolate Hurricane - Never thought I'd agree with him.
Omicron - Even though everyone seems to hate flesh, gotta at his pictures.

Peanut butter cups in an egg shaped mold=delicious

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mmm, new sticky floor chap, I tough Dave was soo bored by his job, it's great to see him back to business here, and with the snafu and tin going again, I never get tired of TIN, his incopetence makes the world go around

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-what will happen to this land of yours? I don't know, that is up to you I guess- Sephiroth
-mix a nuts, a psycho, a murderous creature and add some sense of humor and what do u get? USA Minister of Defence- Anonymous
-I had the feeling about treating u betta, I hope it'll pass soon-RH

Another foot of snow go colorado go.

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Zeph do you ever tire of being perfect? ~Dave
Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
Zepherin for forum queen and writer of the best seller "how to screw your brethen up for dummies". ~ The Mirak

This is sorta off the wall, but I was making bacon for breakfast today and couldn't help but wonder where it originated.

You weren't using your bacon correctly. You should have turned it into a bacon plasma torch.

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Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
Zepherin for forum queen and writer of the best seller "how to screw your brethen up for dummies". ~ The Mirak

I know its from pigs, but where did the method of cooking bacon originate from?

Tattooed bacons?

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Monster - :3 I just like fucking with your brain meats.
Chocolate Hurricane - Never thought I'd agree with him.
Omicron - Even though everyone seems to hate flesh, gotta at his pictures.

I think someone just got the bright idea to slice and cook some cured pork belly.

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What you really should be thinking is who's bright idea was it to mutilate bacon in the way it is in the US.

Not my idea. It is because you use a different cut than over here.

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