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Stupid Tom Green.

Postby Slacker-Beta » Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:40 am

Yeah this is something my brother told me, Tom Green was caught in the desert, with a 12 year old having sex...yeah, why is it that all the fucking retards have to represent Canada
Such as Gordon Cambell, was arested for driving drunk wile on vacation
Tom Green, well you know his deal, BUT HES IN FOR TWO YEARS! yeah he'll represent Canada by being some ones Bitch.
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Postby Nix » Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:43 am

America has had more than its share of idiots, too.
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Postby Slacker-Beta » Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:46 am

Yeah well...most Canadians ARE NOT idiots
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Postby maxx_unlimited » Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:47 am

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Postby Nix » Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:48 am

I would argue most Canadians are idiots. The ones I've met, anyway.

Where did your brother hear this? I can't find anything about it online.
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Postby Slacker-Beta » Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:49 am

ill ask him, hold on.
Edit: he heard it from one of his buddys, and he heard it on tv.
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Postby maxx_unlimited » Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:50 am

Nix wrote:Where did your brother hear this? I can't find anything about it online.


His brother probably heard it from a website with an IP in it.. so many fake news pages...
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Postby Kris » Wed Jan 15, 2003 1:12 am

Yeah, I can't find real evidence of the event anywhere.
I doubt it actually happened.

I did however discover the winners of the American Music Awards.... and cursed silently in my head over the stupidities in the awards given....
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Postby Nix » Wed Jan 15, 2003 11:43 am

I stopped caring about music awards when... Wait, I've never cared. Something about there being like 500 different award shows all hosted by celebrities for themselves really turned me off the prospect of cheering them on.

It would be like me making a Webcomic award and giving it to myself, then telling everyone to cheer for me.
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Postby Devolved » Wed Jan 15, 2003 7:43 pm

Dude Lorin, there is a bunch of rumors about Tom Green there is one about how he went into a synigog and dressd up like hitler
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Postby ToolOfSociety » Wed Jan 15, 2003 8:03 pm

Good stuff...
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Postby Wildcard » Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:02 am

Im pretty sure he did do the hitler thing. Cause MTV listed that as the reason for the sudden cancellation of his show.
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Postby Slacker-Beta » Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:11 am

wow, what an idiot.
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Postby Nix » Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:16 am

I've found Tom Green funny before, but after Road Trip I never watched anything he did again.

Now I'm glad for that, that Hitler thing isn't stupid, its just fucking idiotic. Thats just dissrespectful.
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Postby Sidious » Thu Jan 16, 2003 8:56 am

Road Trip was about the only thing Tom Green did that I thought was funny, and it wasnt even that much
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Postby Kris » Thu Jan 16, 2003 10:29 am

Erg.... I despised Road Trip....and I could just feel my brain rotting away every time Tom Green had a scene....
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Postby Nix » Thu Jan 16, 2003 12:47 pm

Road Trip is definately on the top 5 worst movies I have ever seen list.
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Postby Edler » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:15 pm

Mulholland Drive is my least favourite............. right up there with Eraser Head........... Scratch that. ANY David Lynch movie. FUCK I HATE DAVID LYNCH!!!
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Postby ArugulaZ » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:41 pm

"Road Trip is definately on the top 5 worst movies I have ever seen list."

Then the other four movies must have all been Tom Green's, too. Road Trip at least had Ivan Reitman directing it, so he managed to shield us from some of Green's stupidity. When Green started making his *own* movies, the floodgates suddenly opened and things got ten times worse.
Are you sure that Tom Green went into a synogogue as Hitler? I heard that was just a rumor started about some radio DJs.

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Postby Wildcard » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:45 pm

Im sorry...I foudn freddy got fingered to be one of the most hilarrious movies ever. I laugh every time I even begin to think of the scene where he's whacking the girl in the wheel chair's legs and she's all getting off on it then BAM he smacks her right in the face. Teehee.

I actually liked alot of Tom Green's stuff...especially when he went to Tokyo and messed with everybody. I dunno I guess the part that makes me laugh is its all real and he's a crazy mofo out in the world scaring the crap out of normal people. Meh...makes me laugh.
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Postby Sidious » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:48 pm

Road Trip I enjoyed and I'll tell you why.

One-Bitch gets naked.
Two-Fine Ass red headed bitch
Three-Wrestling/Philosophy talk at the end
Four-Just liked the whole concept.

Simply cause Tom Green was in it doesn't make it crap. Hell that song he sings was funny.
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Postby Wildcard » Thu Jan 16, 2003 2:06 pm

The really skinny kid in it was funny as well...even though the movie he starred in (the New Guy) sucked total ass and wasn't all that funny.
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Postby Trunks102 » Thu Jan 16, 2003 2:13 pm

OMG!!! That movie was really stupid.
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Postby Sidious » Thu Jan 16, 2003 2:21 pm

DO NOT DARE SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT A MOVIE THAT HAS ELIZA IN IT!!!!!!!!!

other then it was a piece of crap with Eliza as the saving grace and Henry Rollins as the Warden
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Postby Nix » Thu Jan 16, 2003 2:24 pm

Ok, other shitty movies I can think of right now include:

Gingersnaps
Maximum Risk
Universal Soldier

I know there's a lot more movies I hate, but I can't think of any right now.
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