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Postby Troggles » Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:38 pm

Heres a way to earn a quick million, or 5: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2& ... y_for_sale
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Postby Dave » Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:46 pm

lol why haven't I tried that yet.
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Postby Kris » Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:55 pm

oooo........ that might be a good idea......
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Postby Troggles » Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:57 pm

I wonder what other crazy shit people try to sell on ebay is. Certainly would be interesting to know
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Postby Dave » Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:00 pm

I've seen a dude try and sell an ass licking. who ever won gets their ass licked by him. so yeah all sortsa ewww.
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Postby Troggles » Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:01 pm

I have an idea, lets put you up for sale Dave. That would be fucking hilarious.
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Postby Can O Ninja Repellant » Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:06 pm

i saw something like what dave saw, but i saw a guy selling a beating. whoever won had to pay airfare, and the guy would come to your house and beat you down. there was a one time offer for a free roughing up of your significant other, too.

the last bid before it closed was 99,999,000.00 USD.
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Postby maxx_unlimited » Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:34 pm

I should put a jar of pickles on ebay, but call them "Super Pickles" and guarantee all sorts of crazy powers that come from one, delicious, crunchy pickle
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Postby Nix » Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:55 pm

There was a guy selling advertising space on his penis a while back in the form of a tattoo.
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Postby Troggles » Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:51 pm

A guy that would do that probably doesn't get a lot of people to advertise to, if you know what I mean.
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Postby Nix » Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:53 pm

For enough money I'd wave a little flag on mine in front of Walmart.
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Postby zepherin » Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:27 pm

for enough money I'd wave a really big flag on mine
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Postby Troggles » Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:32 pm

for enough money id jerk it while waving a huge flag and eat old mayonaise (ok maybe I wouldnt)
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Postby Wildcard » Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:34 pm

I knew a dude up at Purdue whos old his soul for $50. He sent em a mayonaise jar with a certificate of authentication.
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Postby Troggles » Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:35 pm

Haha, I'd sell my soul, to like 8 different ppl if you know what I mean..
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Postby Dave » Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:42 pm

Nix I heard of the tatoo penis advertisment. Wow. Is it worth it?
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Postby Nix » Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:48 pm

I don't know, depends how much money you get.

I saw this movie where the guy had a Jesus tattoo on his wang, and he told the girl it was so he could tell his sexual partners they had "Jesus in them".
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Postby Dave » Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:49 pm

Thats so wrong on EVERY level.
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Postby Kris » Tue Jan 14, 2003 12:01 am

That IS wrong...very very wrong...and... gah.... no....
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Postby Lengeta » Tue Jan 14, 2003 12:03 am

negative wrong... but not right, thats not what i mean by negative wrong.
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Postby Nix » Tue Jan 14, 2003 1:03 am

I don't know, I thought that was pretty witty, actually.
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Postby zepherin » Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:23 am

If I were drunk enough to have jesus tatooed on my dick I'd probly have alcohal poisening to acompany that
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Postby Hapoppo » Tue Jan 14, 2003 9:59 am

Here's a quick way to earn money: open up an empty mayonnaise jar, let one rip, and peddle it on EBay as "the very essence of the self". It's probably not against policy, AND you can do it as many times as you deem suitable.
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Postby Wildcard » Tue Jan 14, 2003 10:26 am

Just sell random crap on ebay and charge em a few dollars extra on shipping. My roomate bought TWO watches for 50 cents. THen he paid like seven dollars for shipping. When the package arrived the dude had spent like 2.50 on actual shipping and definitely less than that on packaging.
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Postby Nix » Tue Jan 14, 2003 12:45 pm

Wildcard knows the score.

I used to be friends with a guy who made his living off of E-Bay selling computer parts. He would take something like a computer case and list it for $0.50, then like 50 people would have a bidding war until it was up to like $60 or $70 (even though it cost him like ($40 Canadian) then he would tell them because it was big and heavy it needed $50 S&H (Canadian) and they would pay it. Boom, theres like $70 profit.

RAM and Processors were big ones too, because you can tell the person it costs more to ship because it is fragile, so you charge them like $75 to ship it plus $50 for the actual product and it only cost you like $75 to begin with. (Those prices were in Canadian too, in case they sound a little high to you).
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