Heres a way to earn a quick million, or 5: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2& ... y_for_sale

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booyakasha

why haven't I tried that yet.

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oooo........ that might be a good idea......

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I wonder what other crazy shit people try to sell on ebay is. Certainly would be interesting to know

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booyakasha

I've seen a dude try and sell an ass licking. who ever won gets their ass licked by him. so yeah all sortsa ewww.

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I have an idea, lets put you up for sale Dave. That would be fucking hilarious.

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booyakasha

i saw something like what dave saw, but i saw a guy selling a beating. whoever won had to pay airfare, and the guy would come to your house and beat you down. there was a one time offer for a free roughing up of your significant other, too.

the last bid before it closed was 99,999,000.00 USD.

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It's like sunscreen for Ninjas

I should put a jar of pickles on ebay, but call them "Super Pickles" and guarantee all sorts of crazy powers that come from one, delicious, crunchy pickle

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There was a guy selling advertising space on his penis a while back in the form of a tattoo.

A guy that would do that probably doesn't get a lot of people to advertise to, if you know what I mean.

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booyakasha

For enough money I'd wave a little flag on mine in front of Walmart.

for enough money I'd wave a really big flag on mine

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for enough money id jerk it while waving a huge flag and eat old mayonaise (ok maybe I wouldnt)

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booyakasha

I knew a dude up at Purdue whos old his soul for $50. He sent em a mayonaise jar with a certificate of authentication.

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Haha, I'd sell my soul, to like 8 different ppl if you know what I mean..

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booyakasha

Nix I heard of the tatoo penis advertisment. Wow. Is it worth it?

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I don't know, depends how much money you get.

I saw this movie where the guy had a Jesus tattoo on his wang, and he told the girl it was so he could tell his sexual partners they had "Jesus in them".

Thats so wrong on EVERY level.

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That IS wrong...very very wrong...and... gah.... no....

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Nix: That guys always smoking foo's
Nix: He be all "Nigga Vada please!"
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Kris: aww, thanks Wayne

negative wrong... but not right, thats not what i mean by negative wrong.

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I don't know, I thought that was pretty witty, actually.

If I were drunk enough to have jesus tatooed on my dick I'd probly have alcohal poisening to acompany that

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Zeph is still awesome though. ~Rival
I love you so much right now Zeph. ~Yoshi
I love you Zeph. You and your simple yet humorous topic-breakers. ~Coos
Zeph has left me inspired. ~Mathias
Zeph is so awesome even soulless bits of binary worship him. ~Wizard
Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
WE ARE SORRY THAT WE ARE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU, ZEPH! ~Stufflikehearts
Zepherin for forum queen and writer of the best seller "how to screw your brethen up for dummies". ~ The Mirak

Here's a quick way to earn money: open up an empty mayonnaise jar, let one rip, and peddle it on EBay as "the very essence of the self". It's probably not against policy, AND you can do it as many times as you deem suitable.

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Just sell random crap on ebay and charge em a few dollars extra on shipping. My roomate bought TWO watches for 50 cents. THen he paid like seven dollars for shipping. When the package arrived the dude had spent like 2.50 on actual shipping and definitely less than that on packaging.

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Wildcard knows the score.

I used to be friends with a guy who made his living off of E-Bay selling computer parts. He would take something like a computer case and list it for $0.50, then like 50 people would have a bidding war until it was up to like $60 or $70 (even though it cost him like ($40 Canadian) then he would tell them because it was big and heavy it needed $50 S&H (Canadian) and they would pay it. Boom, theres like $70 profit.

RAM and Processors were big ones too, because you can tell the person it costs more to ship because it is fragile, so you charge them like $75 to ship it plus $50 for the actual product and it only cost you like $75 to begin with. (Those prices were in Canadian too, in case they sound a little high to you).