I would NEVER want to get laid by,... by somene doing my roomate, that's just fucking gross.
Nix, my roomate Zach, although an asshole, god damn hes quite a hugh guy. He could take me like he takes his toast in the morning (he never has toast in the morning) and without butter. Plus, according to my flatmate shawn, Zach is kinda paranoid, and keeps a knife under his pillow. And guns, guns, guns, hes got guns. He goes hunting all the time.
I'm making him sound like a psycho, but he really is an alright guy. Just an asshole. What a fucking asshole. He still ows me $5 for the power bill. SUCH an asshole.