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Lengeta
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My roomate (Zack) and our next door neighbor are in my room having sex, RIGHT NOW. If I find out they used my bed..... FUCKING heads WILL roll. >.@

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OHHHHH GOD, I'm already pissed. Let me explain. I have a bed, like any NORMAL person. Zack... he sleeps on the floor, with no padding, cept maybe a blanket, and FUCK. I KNOW THEY ARE ON MY BED. GOD DAMN FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS. I'LL KILL THEM, AND ALL OF YOU PPL, JUST TO SATISFY MY ANGER, GHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhkdsj afhjhtpokjg asdkfjg pasdkofgh h ag;adkfj r;ekjg;alk sdjfds g;sidfjgaurgpc

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God damnit, why are none of you awake at 1am. God fucking damnit. To I kick open the door and say "GODDAMNED ASS FUCKERS, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BED," or just leave them alone. Should I set up traps, so when they leave the room, they die, or just run in with an uzi right now. GOD FUCK SHIT BITCH ASS BASTARD FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lengeta
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WITH MY UZI??? HE EH HEAHAHEAHEEHAHEAHEHAH!! >.@

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Lengeta
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It's quite in there now. Maybe they are asleep,... ON MY GODDAMNED BED, THOSE MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES!

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pepperspray your sheats and then spend the night at a friends for a couple of days.

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Lengeta
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Hes going to fucking wash my sheets, and sanitize my whole 1/2 the room. And I WILL spent the next couple weeks at a friends.

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ROTFLMAO...you shoulda just busted in there and be all, If you're gonna use my bed you have to use me too bitch!

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I'd just walk in right in the middle of them having sex...stop...and just totally let loose the juiciest fart ever. Once I had ruined the mood (and the atmosphere) I'd leave.

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Lengeta
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Thank the heavens. I DID walk in, and they weren't using my bed. My blanket was left on the couch in the living room (Zach put it there, because he though I had fallen asleep on the couch, which I didn't, if you look at my post times), but they didn't use my bed. Still, he's an asshole though, I'm just sayin.

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Nix
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Seriously, I would have gone in there, grabbed whoever was on top and flung them on the floor. Then I would have dragged the second person out and whipped them on the floor too. If they didn't run like Hell, I would just start stomping whoever was closest until they got the idea.

That is sooooo fucking disgusting.
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I couldn't beat the girl up...but I seriously could hurt the guy if I found him screwing in my bed. And then I'd tell the girl he had an STD.

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Just knock on the door and tell him the pharmacy called and he can pick up his anal wart cream now.

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Nix
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Or you could drag the whore out into the hallway of your dorm totally naked and lock the door, then go back to your room and smash the fuck out of your roommates face.
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Sidious
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See, it's one thing if he asked prior, but if not....yeah, put itching powder in there next time

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Nix
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I don't care if you ask, beg or plead, I'm not going to let anyone, friend or roomate, have sex in my room. Thats disgusting.
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ouch... that had to suck

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except you right Nix? Right?

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[22:38] <DJ_Cyni-Cole> you're tell me, a writer, that books are lame?
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Dave
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eeeewwww Zach.

Layne never speak of this again.


eeeewwwww.

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At Purdue one of my japanese friends (Whose name was "Masa" hehe) woke up one night while his roomate was having sex on the bunk bed above him. He slept in our room alot after that night. Pretty much anytime his roomate said the girl was coming over.

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Nix
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Thats another case where I would have kicked some serious ass.

I don't understand what the fuck is wrong with people that they can't just do it somewhere else.

The world is full of public washrooms, utility closets, back seats, basements and deserted outdoor areas.
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I like that Sidious's idea "ROTFLMAO...you shoulda just busted in there and be all, If you're gonna use my bed you have to use me too bitch!" Cause it has a chance of getting you laid and if it doesn't work you can always pepper spray their sheats afterwords. The trick is to use only a little bit and to use some air freshener and then when they do it their whole bodys especially the genitals will be on fire

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Curse YOU ZEPH! CURSE YOU! ~JesusChrist
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Haha... wow.. that sounds harsh..

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Lengeta
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I would NEVER want to get laid by,... by somene doing my roomate, that's just fucking gross.

Nix, my roomate Zach, although an asshole, god damn hes quite a hugh guy. He could take me like he takes his toast in the morning (he never has toast in the morning) and without butter. Plus, according to my flatmate shawn, Zach is kinda paranoid, and keeps a knife under his pillow. And guns, guns, guns, hes got guns. He goes hunting all the time.

I'm making him sound like a psycho, but he really is an alright guy. Just an asshole. What a fucking asshole. He still ows me $5 for the power bill. SUCH an asshole.

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