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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:38 pm 
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Ok. This little bit of info is from my great buddy who is up in Alaska. He's serving an LDS mission up there.

sometimes, late at night, in alaska, near the north pole, if you stand outside late at night, and listen really really hard, you'll freeze to death.

Awww, I loves my friend who abandons all his friends that love him to serve some God character. Nix, I don't ever recall you telling Eric Johnson to go on an LDS mission, do you?

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It snowed in North Texas yesterday ^_^


And what's an LDS mission?

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Not than I can think of, but I DO know several people who routinely take it upon themselves to go on LSD journeys.


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Kris - I'm from UTAH!!! You know, the "mormons." Well, I guess we prefere to be called LDS (Latter Day Saints). At the age 19, the boys are sposta send off there mission papers to serve a mission. That means they get to go out for 2 years, and preach the gosple. I didn't go on a mission, as all but 2 of my good friends haven't with me. One, Eric Johnson, two Dave Young (but we don't talk about Dave Young, he's crazy). Oh, women can go on missions to, but its a more "if you feel you should," but with guys, if you LDS, you go, basically. Whats really gross is when the returened missionaries go gay on their mission (you basically spend 24/7 with a companion of the same sex (who this is changes periodically though, not the same person all 2 years), and I here going gay happens quite alot), or when they get married 3 weeks after they get back, to some mormon girl who falls in love with them because they went on a mission. The end.

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Ohhh... Latter Day Saints... kay... gotcha....

That's...um....interesting....

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Oh, those crazy Mormons. But hey, at least I know what LDS stands for now.

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Ok remind me never to move to Utah.


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Ditto.... Southern Baptists and Christian radicals are scarey enough...

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Apparently I'll also be steering clear of Texas.


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hey ouch mormons aren't that bad. Layne I heard it's like 2% are gay missionaries. But that's probably just the standard gay ratio regardless.

But yeah missionaries usually get married Right after their missions.

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Yeah, I don't know anyone that knows anyone that knows anyone that went gay on a mission, iz just sayin. And mormons arnt that bad, exept at the first day of school, when the try to get you to join institue, and wont leave you alone, or try to get you to go to an institue dance, and keep telling you how much fun it will be. AND THEY AALLWWAASSEE SUCK. Religious dances just isnt my bag.

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I would honestly deck someone if they wouldn't stop trying to hassle me about their religion. Let them pray for salvation while the dentist puts their teeth back.

People need to learn that we don't give a flying fuck about what religion you're interested in let alone want to join it.


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The funnest/best thing to do is say "fuck" in front of them. HILARIOUS!!

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Why?


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Its like... like.... like watching someone's reaction when they first see tubgirl. The curse words are very looked down upon in Mormonism, but freak, and shoot are still ok (dont ask me the difference).

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Thats funny. Speaking of tubgirl, what do you suppose would happen if you showed her picture to a Mormon?


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They'd probubly say "eh, thats my wife!"

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*Shudder*


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Oh, god.... I just relised.. technically, I'M a mormon, I RULE at mocking myself, WOO!!

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Poor Layne.


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I do it for the love.

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Yeah right, you have to be the worst Mormon I have ever heard of.

What would God say about making two chicks makeout in front of you?


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I didn't make them, I just cheered them on.

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Oh so what there would be an exception for that?


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