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Stories from the Great White North.... sorta

Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:38 pm

Ok. This little bit of info is from my great buddy who is up in Alaska. He's serving an LDS mission up there.

sometimes, late at night, in alaska, near the north pole, if you stand outside late at night, and listen really really hard, you'll freeze to death.

Awww, I loves my friend who abandons all his friends that love him to serve some God character. Nix, I don't ever recall you telling Eric Johnson to go on an LDS mission, do you?

Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:48 pm

It snowed in North Texas yesterday ^_^

And what's an LDS mission?

Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:49 pm

Not than I can think of, but I DO know several people who routinely take it upon themselves to go on LSD journeys.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 6:02 pm

Kris - I'm from UTAH!!! You know, the "mormons." Well, I guess we prefere to be called LDS (Latter Day Saints). At the age 19, the boys are sposta send off there mission papers to serve a mission. That means they get to go out for 2 years, and preach the gosple. I didn't go on a mission, as all but 2 of my good friends haven't with me. One, Eric Johnson, two Dave Young (but we don't talk about Dave Young, he's crazy). Oh, women can go on missions to, but its a more "if you feel you should," but with guys, if you LDS, you go, basically. Whats really gross is when the returened missionaries go gay on their mission (you basically spend 24/7 with a companion of the same sex (who this is changes periodically though, not the same person all 2 years), and I here going gay happens quite alot), or when they get married 3 weeks after they get back, to some mormon girl who falls in love with them because they went on a mission. The end.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 6:12 pm

Ohhh... Latter Day Saints... kay... gotcha....


Mon Jan 13, 2003 6:23 pm


Mon Jan 13, 2003 6:25 pm

Oh, those crazy Mormons. But hey, at least I know what LDS stands for now.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 7:06 pm

Ok remind me never to move to Utah.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 7:08 pm

Ditto.... Southern Baptists and Christian radicals are scarey enough...

Mon Jan 13, 2003 7:09 pm

Apparently I'll also be steering clear of Texas.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 7:53 pm

hey ouch mormons aren't that bad. Layne I heard it's like 2% are gay missionaries. But that's probably just the standard gay ratio regardless.

But yeah missionaries usually get married Right after their missions.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:19 pm

Yeah, I don't know anyone that knows anyone that knows anyone that went gay on a mission, iz just sayin. And mormons arnt that bad, exept at the first day of school, when the try to get you to join institue, and wont leave you alone, or try to get you to go to an institue dance, and keep telling you how much fun it will be. AND THEY AALLWWAASSEE SUCK. Religious dances just isnt my bag.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:32 pm

I would honestly deck someone if they wouldn't stop trying to hassle me about their religion. Let them pray for salvation while the dentist puts their teeth back.

People need to learn that we don't give a flying fuck about what religion you're interested in let alone want to join it.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:34 pm

The funnest/best thing to do is say "fuck" in front of them. HILARIOUS!!

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:35 pm


Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:36 pm

Its like... like.... like watching someone's reaction when they first see tubgirl. The curse words are very looked down upon in Mormonism, but freak, and shoot are still ok (dont ask me the difference).

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:44 pm

Thats funny. Speaking of tubgirl, what do you suppose would happen if you showed her picture to a Mormon?

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:46 pm


They'd probubly say "eh, thats my wife!"

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:47 pm


Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:48 pm

Oh, god.... I just relised.. technically, I'M a mormon, I RULE at mocking myself, WOO!!

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:51 pm

Poor Layne.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:53 pm

I do it for the love.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:56 pm

Yeah right, you have to be the worst Mormon I have ever heard of.

What would God say about making two chicks makeout in front of you?

Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:58 pm

I didn't make them, I just cheered them on.

Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:03 pm

Oh so what there would be an exception for that?
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