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Postby Smaug » Tue May 02, 2006 11:53 pm

Yeah, I didn't like the third part as much. But the first two were pretty good.
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Postby Dave » Wed May 03, 2006 12:08 am

Agreed. I'd have to say they got progressively worse. The first part good, second part ok, third part not very good at all.
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Postby Crash » Wed May 03, 2006 5:51 am

'if you want something, just talk softly into your table numbers, and someone from the NSA will be along shortly with a cocktail'
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Postby Jonathon Redley » Thu May 04, 2006 6:22 am

freeyourmind775 wrote:Well, would you bash the president with the CIA/NSA/SS nearby?
I wouldn't.


It's a Presidential roast. The President gets roasted by a comedian for the purpose of humoring the audience. This year, it didn't exactly work out so well, at least in my opinion.

And why would you worry about bashing the President at a roast? Especially if you do it in joke form (whether or not it's a GOOD joke is dependant on the audience's laughter. Colbert didn't really elicit a lot of laughs). Besides, this is George W. Bush we're talking about, not the Pope. People make fun of him all the time.
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Postby freeyourmind775 » Thu May 04, 2006 6:57 am

Yea, but not when he's right there.
I mean, it's different to make nfun of him on the forum.
I doubt very many people could walk upto the leader one of the most powerful nations on earth and make fun of him without hesitation.
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Postby Jonathon Redley » Thu May 04, 2006 7:50 am

True.

But I doubt you'd get shot at by the Secret Service.

Unless it involved punching him. Then your weight would double, just from all of the bullet lead entering your body.
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Postby Luffy » Thu May 04, 2006 11:05 am

freeyourmind775 wrote:...the leader one of the most powerful nations on Earth...
We're an empire now?
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Postby Smaug » Thu May 04, 2006 11:21 am

Ummmm Luffy that's a dumb point to argue. We without a doubt hold the most influence over what happens in this world. Empire, no. Powerful nation, yes.
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Postby Luffy » Thu May 04, 2006 11:41 am

He said pural, that's what I'm talking about.
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Postby Dave » Thu May 04, 2006 11:47 am

uh no "one of the most powerful NATIONS on earth" isn't a plural because it's "ONE of" all the nations. Just a lil english miss understanding.

And we basically are an empire though. The 13 colony's were very seperate and from very different countries/origins and they joined together as one. Each state added since is practically like a country in Europe except for we've all agreed to become apart of this larger whole and share federal government language and holidays. Not to mention we have territories so yeah it's fairly Emprie-ish. But yeah Luffy you just missunderstood.
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Postby Luffy » Thu May 04, 2006 12:42 pm

Oops.
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Postby zepherin » Thu May 04, 2006 12:44 pm

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Postby BobSagat » Thu May 04, 2006 4:05 pm

Asia pwns ALL.

Our sweat-shop children already rule the world.

You just don't know it.
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Re: Colbert is a god

Postby OhTehHugeManatee » Fri May 05, 2006 1:47 am

Stephen Colbert is my hero, and Dave (and anyone else involved) MAD props for posting that, I would never have seen it and laughed hysterically. Oh, and to the people saying he didn't bash him hard enough, he bashed enough not to get edited but still give a frownie face to Bush, oh and seriously pay attention, the ice berg comment is bashing Bush in a way. Actually, most of what he says in some way is bashing Bush, his affiliates or policies.

Oh, and if that car was actually made the roads would become so incredibly delicious...
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Re: Colbert is a god

Postby Raven » Fri May 05, 2006 1:12 pm

The way he speaks to Antonin Scalia is amazing. Also when he speaks to Ray Nagin.

"I'd like to welcome you to Washington D.C.: The chocolate city with a marshmallow center."

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