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Postby HaloGray » Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:51 am

Jesus Dave... today's update was only like a football field long!

I enjoyed the read but damn, a lot to talk about eh? Also... Death To Smoochy IS an awesome movie, and I hope me pimping it in the forums ways ago had something to do with it.

Just wanted to say wow, and that's about all. Excellent comic as well...

Fear.com was actually worth a view? I couldn't stop from laughing at the previews... perhaps I'll pick it up at blockbuster when I rent the 5th Element... my friend and I haven't been able to stop quoting that movie for like 4 days and I just have to watch it again.

"GIMME DA CASH!!!!"
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Postby Can O Ninja Repellant » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:25 am

are you human?

negative, i am a meat popsicle

SMOKE YOU!

i don't even like the 5th element all that much as a movie, but as far as quotes go, you can't beat it. a day doesn't go by where i don't tell somebody to go smoke themselves.

EDIT: i could have told you JSRF sucks. it's not even on my top 10 xbox game list, and let me tell you that's not exactly a hard list to get onto.
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Postby HaloGray » Wed Jan 22, 2003 8:52 am

You perfectly nailed it... it's a shitty movie that carried a dozen quotes.

"SMOKE YOOOOOU" is also one we've been quoting.
As well as meat popsicle

We've also been quoting Super Troopers a lot... we're not that far off from a movie marathon I think.

"Liter is french for GET ME SOME GOD DAMN COLA!"
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Postby Sidious » Wed Jan 22, 2003 9:44 am

I swear, the next person who says shennanigans is gonna get pistol whipped.

Hey farva what's that place with the shit all over the wall and motzerella sticks?

What, you mean Shnnanigans?

WOOOLOL!!!

Super Troopers was the funniest movie last year, an instant classic, I can't wait for their next one.

The snoozberries taste like snoozberries!
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Postby maxx_unlimited » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:13 am

I wouldn't mind having JSRF, I would buy it from my friend if it wasn't on the same disc at SEGA GT, he likes that one. Damn you and your game packaging methods!
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Postby HaloGray » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:16 am

"he burned that award right there in front of everybody!"
...."so you're sayin you're going to set my country music award on fire?"
"No... I'm sayin watch your ass!"
"are you gunna light my ass on fire?"

...that... and the scene where he attacked him with a giant cotton candy are my favorites.
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Postby Sidious » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:25 am

How you doin buddy? Catch any speeders today?

Ok, who wants a mustache ride?
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Postby Wildcard » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:26 am

My favorite scene

"Oh there;s a bar of soap in my coffee..."
"HAHA YEAH I GOT YOU GOOD FUCKER!"
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Postby Sidious » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:28 am

The best scene has no lines...it's in the credits...the one of Farva and the kids in the school bus.
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Postby Dave » Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:48 pm

weird I know I already replied to this thread yesterday night... any how yeah Halo you ARE the reason I watched Death to Smoochy and it is a way kick ass show.

Super Troopers best part ever.

How did you like the powdered sugar.

It was delicious.

... OK so it's a bit funnier when the guy saying it is naked...

*takes off clothes.*

How did you like the powdered sugar.

It was delicious.

lol wooooo lol ha ha ha ha.

I'm done spaming my own forums now...

no no I'm not.
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Postby Sidious » Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:56 pm

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!
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Postby Dave » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:00 pm

Everything the three stoner kids said.
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Postby Shadow The Rat » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:01 pm

I still have yet to see that movi- *smack*

*gets clocked in the jaw and lynch mobbed by the forum*
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Postby Wildcard » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:10 pm

Thats like saying you've never seen clouds before!
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Postby HaloGray » Wed Jan 22, 2003 3:23 pm

lol

Obviously you need to check it out.
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Postby Dave » Wed Jan 22, 2003 9:16 pm

well honestly Shadow it wasn't the funniest movie ever far from but it was WAY enjoyable and worth a view anyday.
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Postby Nix » Wed Jan 22, 2003 10:01 pm

To be honest, I found the movie to be kind of stupid, so after about 20 minutes I quit watching.
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Postby Smaug » Wed Jan 22, 2003 10:57 pm

"Do I look like a fucking cat to you? meow."

good shtuff.

but the funniest movie is by FAR dumb and dumber.

"Aspen? I dunno Lloyd the french are assholes."

"Aspen? I hear California is nice this time of year."

that sound Lloyd makes when he is caught by the air bag and tries to bite it

plus I've said shaggin waggon like 500 times.
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Postby Dave » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:03 pm

Bah funniest movies have to be Scary Movie 1 and 2, Not Another Teen Movie, And That National Lampoons Van Wilder. Holy shit Van Wilder you rule my world. I mean seriously Topless Tutors kicks Shaggin Wagon's ass ANYDAY.
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Postby Smaug » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:06 pm

thats just because you have no soul. dumb and dumber is the bestest. dumb and dumberer better not suck though...
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Postby Dave » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:14 pm

Dude Dumb and Dumberer is going to rock... no rocks. I'm a bit excited and then some.
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Postby HaloGray » Thu Jan 23, 2003 7:29 am

I dunno about the prequal... because I looked into that one a little bit and it doesn't have a single person on staff who worked with dumb and dumber. At first I thought Carey and Daniels were going to be in it... just with make-up or goofy hair styles or something.. but it doesn't have them, and it doesn't even have anybody who was behind the scenes on the first one.

The plot:
get revenge on a dickhead highschool princible. I dunno... but it just sounds like dumb and dumber re-done to fit into today's teeny comedies....

I wont pass final judgement on this until I see more then a teaser trailer... but it's not lookin good.
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Postby Sidious » Thu Jan 23, 2003 7:35 am

It's gonna blow goats, plain and simple. Not Jim Carrey, no Jeff Daniels. Besides, I thought Dumb and Dumber was just that. A few funny spots, but nothing special. I'd take Super Troopers, Van Wilder and Caddyshack over that any day.

"Do we look like the stupidest people in the world to you?"

"I came to America to learn the ancient art of muff diving."

"A wise man once said a flute with no whole is not a flute and a doughnut without a whole is danish.

Nice

Thank you very little"
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Postby HaloGray » Thu Jan 23, 2003 7:41 am

HA!

I forgot all about Van Wilder... I'm makin a trip to the video store this weekend! Must pick up all these greats that have collected dust ontop of my brain.
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Postby Sidious » Thu Jan 23, 2003 7:48 am

See if you do that, do it theme related

Cop Movies-Super Troopers, Police Academy and I don't know Beverly Hills Cop 2

College-Van Wilder, Animal House, and the most unappreciated movie of all time, and just maybe the funniest-PCU

"You hand out cigerrets on Earth Day, and most recently threw a hundred pounds of meat on a peacful vegan protest.

Hey, that was way more then a hundred pounds."

Sports-Caddyshack, Bull Durham and Major League

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