Ok. Here's my first job scenario.
K-mart. Cashier. Four bosses, all women, named Kat, Terry, Pat, and Andre. Nine hours a day every weekday of the summer, get paid 6.50 American an hour. Process checks, deal with scammers (5per day average), shoplifters (2 per day average), get 25 cents commission if you sell an extended warranty for a phone. Clean up baby vomit when a 4-month-old spews in your aisle.
Stop every fifteen minutes to get a manager to fix the broken register. Deal with customers who think a 5-dollar item was supposed to be on sale for 4.75. Get cussed at when you say that sale starts tommorrow.
When you go on break, you're not on break; you have to grab all the shopping carts in from outside in 90-degree heat and a long-sleeved uniform. That night, go home only to do it again tomorrow.
That. Job. Sucked.
As for the programming bit, I know someone who can help, if you still need it. If ya don't, well, more power to ya.
Edit: P.S. These new emoticons ROCK! Kudos to whoever got them, I haven't been paying attention (gone last few days).