This comic is a near direct quote from Jeff Hill. Just out of the blue around 2 in the morning he said it. I laughed and laughed and laughed then stole it for my own purposes and then laughed some more. Woo. I also find it ironic that my 69th comic just coincidentally had to do with an STD.
I had an AWESOME weekend. I went back home for the first time in forever. Itís been so long that my normal freeway on ramp wasnít there anymore. In fact my normal freeway off ramp wasnít there either. Now that I think about it I never did make it on the freeway I was forced to go back roads the whole way home. That was nice.
Then once I got home I found out it was my man John Skeemís birthday. Heís now officially old, with his old balls. His birthday was a blast though. Iíve lived within thirty minutes of a camping resort called Sand Mountain my whole life and Iíve never been their until this weekend. It was AWESOME. It was a huge mountain made entirely out of sand. Like HUGE. There were four wheelers and dune buggies everywhere. I can see why itís such an attraction for Easter weekend. Thousands of people go there every Easter and at least four people DIE each year. But Iím getting off track.
The next day was fun but not nearly as eventful as the first. I hung out at an old friendís house and we started out watching movies. Well three movies, at the same time. The Animal, The One, and Josie and the Pussycats. I LOVE Josie and the Pussycats. I laughed like crazy the first time I saw it and this time was no different. Then The Animal was a lot less funny the second time, overall I give it a meh. Then The One looked great but I didnít get to see but 15 minutes total of the whole thing. Itís a must rent this week. Along with Strange Brew which Iíve been meaning to see for along time.
Then Sunday I went to see my sister and her new baby boy. The majority of my family was there. Me and my Nephews had a great match of Ping Pong and Smash Bros, both Melee and the original. It was great. Fun.
Then I drove back to my apartment to find my computer with a rather unusual icon: Internet Sex Provider. I was surprised that my roommates would use my computer like that while I was gone. Then I thought about it and I wasnít so surprised anymore. But did they really have to change my homepage too?
Then after I finally got all the naughty off my computer I checked the forums to discover that Top Web Comicís forums are now hosting Games! These things are the Shiznitz! Snake, Pac Man, Space Invaders, Something something, and Tetris. Needless to say I quickly played them all and got the number one spot on Snake, Pac Man and Tetris. I got the top score on Pac Man and Tetris FIRST TRY! I also sodomized the high score on Tetris. The only thing that stopped me from going on is it was so so so boring. There was no chance EVER that I was going to die so I finally just killed myself after I was Quadruple the score of the previous high scoreÖ he he. Iím a jack ass. Oh and the other games I didnít take number one on just werenít fun to me. I never did like em actually.