I had an AWESOME weekend. I went back home for the first time in forever. It’s been so long that my normal freeway on ramp wasn’t there anymore. In fact my normal freeway off ramp wasn’t there either. Now that I think about it I never did make it on the freeway I was forced to go back roads the whole way home. That was nice.

Then once I got home I found out it was my man John Skeem’s birthday. He’s now officially old, with his old balls. His birthday was a blast though. I’ve lived within thirty minutes of a camping resort called Sand Mountain my whole life and I’ve never been their until this weekend. It was AWESOME. It was a huge mountain made entirely out of sand. Like HUGE. There were four wheelers and dune buggies everywhere. I can see why it’s such an attraction for Easter weekend. Thousands of people go there every Easter and at least four people DIE each year. But I’m getting off track.

The next day was fun but not nearly as eventful as the first. I hung out at an old friend’s house and we started out watching movies. Well three movies, at the same time. The Animal, The One, and Josie and the Pussycats. I LOVE Josie and the Pussycats. I laughed like crazy the first time I saw it and this time was no different. Then The Animal was a lot less funny the second time, overall I give it a meh. Then The One looked great but I didn’t get to see but 15 minutes total of the whole thing. It’s a must rent this week. Along with Strange Brew which I’ve been meaning to see for along time.

Then Sunday I went to see my sister and her new baby boy. The majority of my family was there. Me and my Nephews had a great match of Ping Pong and Smash Bros, both Melee and the original. It was great. Fun.

Then I drove back to my apartment to find my computer with a rather unusual icon: Internet Sex Provider. I was surprised that my roommates would use my computer like that while I was gone. Then I thought about it and I wasn’t so surprised anymore. But did they really have to change my homepage too?

Then after I finally got all the naughty off my computer I checked the forums to discover that Top Web Comic’s forums are now hosting Games! These things are the Shiznitz! Snake, Pac Man, Space Invaders, Something something, and Tetris. Needless to say I quickly played them all and got the number one spot on Snake, Pac Man and Tetris. I got the top score on Pac Man and Tetris FIRST TRY! I also sodomized the high score on Tetris. The only thing that stopped me from going on is it was so so so boring. There was no chance EVER that I was going to die so I finally just killed myself after I was Quadruple the score of the previous high score… he he. I’m a jack ass. Oh and the other games I didn’t take number one on just weren’t fun to me. I never did like em actually.

Top Scorer,

I also directly stole the phrase “See you in Hell Skippy” from Travis (not Travis from the comic. He doesn’t even have a real life counter part…)

Oh and “toothless whore” was also a phrase directly stolen from Wildcard.

Oh and anything else in the comic that seems to be semi-original don’t believe that either.

I’ve been downloading videogame cartoons like crazy lately. I’ve been watching the old Zelda, shows and Captain N the Game Master, and Mario Bros like mad. It makes you wonder why shows like these ever got canceled. Oh yeah they sucked. No actually enjoy them a lot but there are SO SO SO many things that just are wrong. The constant “kiss me princess.” or “Sch-uuuu-zz me Princess” from Link’s mouth were more than enough to kill that series off.

I was getting my Racquetball on today with someone… well not quite up to my level. I liked the dude so I didn’t dare let him know how out classed he was. I won the first game but I made sure it was close. I even let him win the second game. Right after he won the second game he said “This is so cool I’ve never been on the winning side before.” I’ve never felt so good in my entire life. I then totally decided to let him win the last game so he’d take it all. I tried so hard but he still didn’t win. I’m dead serious. He couldn’t return my serves and it was the softest serve I knew how to hit. I really really think he got nervous and choked. But I tried.

I dropped my favorite pair of headphones in a bowl of spaghetti sauce. You can’t make that shit up.

My roommate hooked me up fatty with the new Good Charlotte CD. Sweet sweet CD. A bit short but meh.

I went Bunny Bashing tonight with five of my friends. I hate bunny bashing. I hate seeing what it turns people into. I can’t stand the very idea. But in the end I had so much fun just being with them on the ride out that it was more than worth it.

On the ride though one of my friends told me of the coolest sounding business scam ever. It sounded fool proof and near perfect. Those are the worst kind. But going entirely off of what he told me the only flaw I can see is that I don’t see any way at all that the business is making ANY money at all. It seems a bit strange.

I took both my tests Thursday. I think I did a lot better than I expected. A LOT.

I’m going back home for the weekend so WOO. It’s about damn time I see the fam and friends again.

Needs a break,