This is a guest comic I did for my friends Aric and Mike over at Fish Strips. If you havenít read through the entire Fish Strips archive this comic wonít be as funny as it potentially could be. So I implore you now to go read through them for the comicís sake and for the sake that itís a funny comic all by itself.
I also directly stole the phrase ďSee you in Hell SkippyĒ from Travis (not Travis from the comic. He doesnít even have a real life counter partÖ)
Oh and ďtoothless whoreĒ was also a phrase directly stolen from Wildcard.
Oh and anything else in the comic that seems to be semi-original donít believe that either.
Iíve been downloading videogame cartoons like crazy lately. Iíve been watching the old Zelda, shows and Captain N the Game Master, and Mario Bros like mad. It makes you wonder why shows like these ever got canceled. Oh yeah they sucked. No actually enjoy them a lot but there are SO SO SO many things that just are wrong. The constant ďkiss me princess.Ē or ďSch-uuuu-zz me PrincessĒ from Linkís mouth were more than enough to kill that series off.
I was getting my Racquetball on today with someoneÖ well not quite up to my level. I liked the dude so I didnít dare let him know how out classed he was. I won the first game but I made sure it was close. I even let him win the second game. Right after he won the second game he said ďThis is so cool Iíve never been on the winning side before.Ē Iíve never felt so good in my entire life. I then totally decided to let him win the last game so heíd take it all. I tried so hard but he still didnít win. Iím dead serious. He couldnít return my serves and it was the softest serve I knew how to hit. I really really think he got nervous and choked. But I tried.
I dropped my favorite pair of headphones in a bowl of spaghetti sauce. You canít make that shit up.
My roommate hooked me up fatty with the new Good Charlotte CD. Sweet sweet CD. A bit short but meh.
I went Bunny Bashing tonight with five of my friends. I hate bunny bashing. I hate seeing what it turns people into. I canít stand the very idea. But in the end I had so much fun just being with them on the ride out that it was more than worth it.
On the ride though one of my friends told me of the coolest sounding business scam ever. It sounded fool proof and near perfect. Those are the worst kind. But going entirely off of what he told me the only flaw I can see is that I donít see any way at all that the business is making ANY money at all. It seems a bit strange.
I took both my tests Thursday. I think I did a lot better than I expected. A LOT.
Iím going back home for the weekend so WOO. Itís about damn time I see the fam and friends again.
Needs a break,